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- Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
- Incestuous marriages are legal.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
- You may not drive barefooted.
- Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- You must have windshield wipers on your car.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce.
- However, this provision does not apply to men.
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street.
- No person may spit on the floor of a church.
- It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.
- Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.
- If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.
- It is illegal to sell peanuts in Lee County after sundown on Wednesday.
- Women may not wear a ‘lewd dress’ in public.
- No one may use a ‘funk ball’ within the city limits.
- Bathing in city fountains is prohibited.
- No person within the city may possess confetti.
- It is illegal to spit orange peels on the sidewalk.
- ‘Spray String’ is banned.
- Most locales do not have this problem, but Mobile found it necessary to ban bicycles from the interstate highways.
- If one wishes to read palms in the city, they must first pay $10 for a permit.
- It is illegal to howl at ladies within the city limits.
- It is unlawful to wear women’s pumps with sharp, high heels.
- It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of spooking horses.
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- You must have windshield wipers on your car.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Masks may not be worn in public.
- Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
- You may not drive barefooted.
- It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
- Incestous marriages are legal.
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