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Comment on Canada apologises to the US: by Andre

Andre — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:43:18 +0000

Hahaha. We feel pain for your beer. Oh hell we do because there is no beer closer to water.

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by duhh

duhh — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 21:10:37 +0000

im on helens side she is right, yeah people have their own opinions and that is hers.

hitler was a prat anyway so get over yaselfs his seix feet under where he should be!!

Comment on John McCain Jokes by Dacnette

Dacnette — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:24 +0000

John McCain is my idol. He is a politician with a very strong personality.

Comment on You know you’ve been in Finland too long, when… by Brad Loomis

Brad Loomis — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:22:10 +0000

It no longer bothers you that your Kahvi mug is made by the same company as your toilet.

Comment on Nice quotes and sayings by 678AJ

678AJ — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 16:52:09 +0000

i think its a good page
I love:
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together

Comment on Air Sick by Markus Lutz

Markus Lutz — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:31:44 +0000

That’s an awesome joke; hilarious! I sure hope the big guy wasn’t wearing an expensive Armani suit! LOL If I was in the same situation as the little guy, I would have done the same thing. Cool! LOL

Comment on Lipstick by shaz

shaz — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:48:09 +0000

oh my god….but it was a good thing for them to see that all along they have been kissing the toilet ……ha aha ha ha!!!!!!!

Comment on What’s so special about this number? by Potsu

Potsu — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:00:34 +0000

You must have either copied this from somewhere or than you are a pure geek! xD

Comment on Funny Pick Up Lines by keenan

keenan — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 19:56:05 +0000

Not really dude, she/they would take mostly any line you’d say, depending on which state they were in, but smoothness works more when you break the ice . . .

Comment on Finding a husband by sam

sam — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 15:45:50 +0000

How ’bout “first floor” Women who STFU and get me a beer?

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Adolf

Adolf — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:21:01 +0000

This one is just for Helen

Hitler and the Pig

Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address.
Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside) doesn’t see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits it with the car.

Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Adolf climbs out also to see what is going on. The chauffeur, very distressed by what he’s done asks Hitler what they should do, and Hitler tells him impatiently that they’re in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later.

All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they’d react to discovering the pig, so when they arrived he asked Hitler whether he shouldn’t drive back to the farm and let them know what happened.

Hitler agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road.

Four hours later, the Chauffeur comes stumbling down the road, his arms full of sausage and bread and his breath smelling of liquor.

Hitler in a massive rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains, “I did what I thought was right. I went to the farm where I killed the pig. When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me this sausage and bread, fed me the best ale I’ve ever tasted and let me have their way with their beautiful nubile young daughter and then sent me on my way after all of them hugging me.”

Adolf seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, “well what exactly did you tell them?”

To which the chauffeur replied “I really can’t understand it either, all I did was tell them “I’m Hitler’s Chauffeur, and I killed the pig.”

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Einsatzgruppen

Einsatzgruppen — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 19:56:58 +0000

These jokes are silly. Jokes based on holcaust (which never happened) are ruibbish.

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by i am hitler spawn

i am hitler spawn — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 18:58:02 +0000

kill more jews

Comment on What Is Politics? by Tamy

Tamy — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 02:18:18 +0000

Har har… poor government!

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by you don't need to know.

you don't need to know. — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:23:37 +0000

HELEN.
shut up + get a life.
its funny jokes, dont like them?
get off the page!

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by you don't need to know.

you don't need to know. — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 20:21:55 +0000

funny shit.

Comment on Nice quotes and sayings by Master Mind

Master Mind — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 18:52:24 +0000

DON’T BREED OR BUY
WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE.
INSTEAD, OPT TO ADOPT!

Comment on Local Call by jaon

jaon — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:54:16 +0000

WIN!

Comment on Actual Letter to the Canadian Passport Office – Must Read! by jaon

jaon — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:52:17 +0000

Really folks? Just shut up and be entertained, m’kay?

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Mancer

Mancer — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:10:57 +0000

Helen, I congratulate you on setting back other people’s opinions of Women 200 years.
Where Women were seen but not heard…

Comment on Application for Permission to Date My Daughter by A Dad

A Dad — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 14:06:47 +0000

Sounds like you really screwed up. I can’t believe you are taking such a risk. I don’t let my daughter out of the basement, she doesn’t know there are boys and no boys know she exists to even consider taking her out (of the basement).

I also can’t believe some people can’t take a joke. Incredible given its posted at a joke web site. Wow. Maybe I’ll just stay in the basement!

Comment on Mark Twain Quotes by shedrack

shedrack — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 19:18:17 +0000

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Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Helen

Helen — Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:10:39 +0000

The funny thing is, I am relaxed. I just don’t think these jokes are right, fair or funny and I’m calmly stating my opinion.

Comment on John McCain Jokes by Jamie

Jamie — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 06:51:59 +0000

Jon McCain is also a good politician and he got some good political ideology. i admire John McCain more than Obama.

Comment on How to be the Perfect Girlfriend? by Jeff

Jeff — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:37:50 +0000

The end was wrong. When a man wants sex you give him sex… and beer

Comment on The 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time – by not real name

not real name — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 04:29:33 +0000

what.. the.. fu ck. dude, DUDE, get a LIFFFEEEEEEEEEE.

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by The Mediator

The Mediator — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 20:49:52 +0000

Eponymous and God are right, Helen, you just need to relax. I agree that the deaths of thousands of people is nothing to joke about, a joke is a joke and if people think it is funny, they will post it in here.

Don’t start flame wars.

Comment on Mexican is at border by johnning yuma

johnning yuma — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 14:55:34 +0000

This is a stupid joke that isn’t even funny.

Comment on 0 to 200 in 6 seconds by Jahangir

Jahangir — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:53:39 +0000

Very funny

Comment on 10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter by Russ

Russ — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:14:16 +0000

20 bucks says his daughter is pregnant by 20. Guaranteed.

Comment on Really Mean French Jokes by Really Mean French Jokes M CIKU 词库

Really Mean French Jokes M CIKU 词库 — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 10:24:27 +0000

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Comment on Artificial Insemination by carter

carter — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 08:30:59 +0000

Now that’s a really funny joke. You made my day LOL

Comment on Top 100 funniest one-liners by Bonny

Bonny — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 18:54:04 +0000

ha funny

Comment on 30 Saint Valentine SMS Messages by Bonny

Bonny — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 21:21:33 +0000

oh don’t care if the literature is wrong it is so sweet.
And no one is going to write those exact words down because maybe this person just couldn’t be bothered

Comment on My One and Only by Bonny

Bonny — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 20:54:47 +0000

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Comment on Planning your next vacation? by Mokawi

Mokawi — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 18:57:55 +0000

Mind-blowing. Now you get to pay for an experience you could be paid for. However, I don’t think they’d ever let you do the unrecommendable manoeuver at 2:21 if you were paid.

Comment on If you lack motivation, take a peek here. It will NOT help you. by loou

loou — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:49:47 +0000

the guitar hero guy HAS to be a cheerleader.
or maybe a track runner.
either way that jump is amazinggg!!

Comment on How to speak about men and be politically correct by yo

yo — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 23:49:17 +0000

u forgot:

He is not “RETARDED”. He is “MENTALLY CHALLENGED”

Comment on Application to live in Alabama by Alabama Joke Time again, VN! - Page 3 - VolNation

Alabama Joke Time again, VN! - Page 3 - VolNation — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 03:23:34 +0000

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Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Eponumous

Eponumous — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 19:40:33 +0000

At the side of the neurotics that take everything seriously and don’t discern deliberate ridicule from plain joking. Was it that difficult?

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Helen

Helen — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:58:20 +0000

Sort it out? Yes, we shall. On here? OK.
Yeah, I’ll be a “little girl” if I feel like it, thanks.

Eponymous, you might as well tell me where I am.

Comment on Shortest Books ever written by One

One — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 08:19:00 +0000

You find yourselves in this post and that’s why you won’t rate it 5 stars, correct?

LOL

Comment on Shortest Books ever written by One

One — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 08:17:33 +0000

Ha Ha ha!

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Eponymous

Eponymous — Sat, 17 Oct 2009 21:42:10 +0000

Jokes belong to books and websites about jokes. People that post just to show how sensitive and deep, or people who are hypersensitive and lack the mental capacit to discern deliberate ridicule from joking don’t. Guess where you are now.

Anyway, I am going to follow the way of God. He knows best.

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by God

God — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:15:54 +0000

Look people, sort it out yeah? Stop being such a little girl helen..

Comment on An Eyeful A Day Keeps The Doctor Away by Jim

Jim — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 18:41:44 +0000

Yeah I want to live long too so I stare at women’s breast every chance I get

Comment on An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. by Zenos

Zenos — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:36:20 +0000

The key is infinity of mathemeticians and decreasing fractions of beer quaffing will never exceed two beers. I think it’s a good joke, but because you have to think…then the punchline response is ‘oh.’

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Helen

Helen — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:06:31 +0000

Eponymous
How the Hell am I supposed to know if I’m going to like a joke before I read it?

And if you’re saying people can talk however they want, what gives you the right to tell me I’m wrong?

GOSH

Comment on WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? by Kidmeepples

Kidmeepples — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:14:26 +0000

George W. Bush: to get to the weapons of mass destruction.

Comment on Funny site added by Funnysite

Funnysite — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 09:26:03 +0000

Website for many hours fun !

Comment on Barack Obama Jokes by Hayley

Hayley — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:11:53 +0000

i admire Barack Obama because he is very charismatic and he is liberal minded.

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Eponymous

Eponymous — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:31:07 +0000

Don’t like it? Don’t read it. If a joke is funny it doesn’t matter what it’s about. It’s not like the truth is denied or anything. Sensitive idiots everywhere these days…

PS I bet the post about the Holocaust being fake was trolling. I bet you are trolling too, because none of the Jews I know is all hypersensitive and whiny. Also, people can talk however they want. You are no grammar police.

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Helen

Helen — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 11:25:28 +0000

That was an appalling attempt to be funny and I’m going to ignore the world “chillax”.

Let me set this straight for the two imbeciles above:
A joke is a few sentences aimed at creating a humorous, often exaggerated, story. I don’t understand HOW you can twist the brutal deaths of 6 million+ people into a humorous story.
If jokes about the Holocaust are to be accepted, then surely, if someone cracked a joke about that oh-so-amusing time your Granddad died or your friend got raped or you had your legs amputated, that would be fine, because they are just jokes. Right? You wouldn’t feel upset at how people could laugh at your misfortune? Or are you actually just employees of Smilespedia trying to defend your shitty excuse for a website of humour?

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Bessy

Bessy — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 16:12:28 +0000

Hey guys, chillax a bit, they are just jokes no need to get offended by them. LOL

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by jesus

jesus — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 14:54:52 +0000

theyre jokes you fucking idiots get over it

hey i got a joke for you

what kind of people cant take jokes…..women

Comment on Texan Computer Terms by LOl

LOl — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:35:41 +0000

I thought this was not that funny. But how am i supposed to know funny things. Furthermore, it seems to me that this is a little bit mean. MEAN IS NOT FUNNY. Why can’t we all just get along instead of making fun of everyone. HUH? STOP IT.

Comment on How to Build a Great Resume and pass a Job Interview by larryheard

larryheard — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 10:27:57 +0000

This is how to write a resume. I never had a good laugh this day until I was going through this article I think this could actually work if you’re a comedian. This could never beat one of my applicant who brought her slide for her resume presentation wakekekekeke.

Comment on Finding a husband by Lex

Lex — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:07:17 +0000

I doubt it. If you see there is a 6th floor available, then obviously, out of curiosity, you will go up to see what is there. Not too funny.

Comment on Finding a husband by o_o

o_o — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:21:23 +0000

Electronic Cigarette,

It’s not supposed to have so much detail.
It saying “Has money” would assume as much money as possible. But yeah, third floor on wives building here, it’s missing the loving part >>

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Helen

Helen — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:39:59 +0000

Nice one double G

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Garret Gebhardt

Garret Gebhardt — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 06:39:07 +0000

I agree with Helen. End of debate. If you antisemites want to do something about ‘the jewish problem’ then do something about it already so we can jail you rather than listen to you Seig Heil about shit

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Helen

Helen — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 16:31:37 +0000

Oh Anonymous. It’s such a pity there are still people like you getting brianwashed. What did 6 million Jews just fall of the end of the Earth? “For money” indeed. If you’re thick enough to believe stereotypes as well as deny the Holocaust you probably still think the Earth is flat.

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 03:09:36 +0000

can you tell Helen? These jokes do make fun of the jews. Besides the holocaust didn’t even REALLY happen, the jews made it up for pity and money.

Comment on Nice quotes and sayings by bchara

bchara — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 09:00:08 +0000

the more you try hard to look smart the more ignored you will be… so keep your mouth shut and get to serious work, then people will see it themselves

Comment on The 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time – by Antionette

Antionette — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 13:29:46 +0000

dat was sick

Comment on Little Johnny catches his parents going at by kimballkan

kimballkan — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 20:14:23 +0000

That is really funny.I haven’t heard that one.

Comment on Mexican is at border by somebody

somebody — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:24:17 +0000

Too smart (:

Comment on What’s on your back? by somebody

somebody — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:23:11 +0000

* and look at you wimps that can’t take a whopping.
Sorry, misspelled

Comment on What’s on your back? by somebody

somebody — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:22:21 +0000

haha its so funny how americans are such pussies. while mexicans are as strong as diamonds so shut your ass up and look at wimps that can take a whipping

remember the chancla? of course YOU don’t!

Comment on The Ballerina by Skyy

Skyy — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 11:55:41 +0000

ROFL!

Comment on Strange people are here by Will Mackie

Will Mackie — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 10:59:05 +0000

Lol, this is lame :p

Comment on Father and son about George Washington by celeste

celeste — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 02:13:26 +0000

thats not funny i dont get it

Comment on Pearls of Wisdom by ryan

ryan — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:04:28 +0000

u spent ur whole teenage years wish you could lay the hottest gorl on the planet, and when the hottest girl on this planet if finally sitting on ur lap taking her clothes….you think of a million reason why you cant f@#k her today.

Comment on Lipstick by Ashlee

Ashlee — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 23:08:45 +0000

ohhh god….thats disgusting!!!!!!!!!

Comment on The 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time – by JAMES

JAMES — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 18:21:53 +0000

dis sh*t was lame i can tell a whole bunch of white folks wrote dis sh*t.

latin love

Comment on The Ballerina by Ashlee

Ashlee — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 07:30:54 +0000

wow!! that was really funny…and disturbing at the same time!! lol

Comment on Mark Twain Quotes by Mark Twain Quotes | golf club magazine

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Comment on 0 to 200 in 6 seconds by Martha

Martha — Thu, 17 Sep 2009 03:40:10 +0000

Very Funny!!!
My husband liked it too

Comment on How Many cochroaches…? by hank

hank — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 21:48:55 +0000

how many people does it take to spell cockroaches right?

Comment on Bureaucracy lives forever – [Smilespedia] by Mokawi

Mokawi — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 03:00:47 +0000

Fun, but mostly inaccurate…

http://www.snopes.com/history/american/gauge.asp

Comment on How to insult with class – learn from the best quotes. by Frank Vitale

Frank Vitale — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 14:44:38 +0000

Boy, have I got a few places to use these sayings.Thanks greatly!!

Comment on Learning Chinese terms by pete

pete — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 11:54:22 +0000

LMFAO

Comment on George Bush Summary by zach

zach — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 03:16:04 +0000

who created this cartoon?? i cant read the name on the bottom.

Comment on Crystal Defanti education joke by sandra742

sandra742 — Wed, 09 Sep 2009 14:19:35 +0000

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Comment on French Jokes I by jim

jim — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 15:13:17 +0000

im pretty sure the USA is only one country

Comment on Dumb Accident Reports by Dave

Dave — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 22:47:43 +0000

That was the funniest thing I’ve ever read xD

Comment on Application for Permission to Date My Daughter by i have filled the form. please reply little earlier than u had done with other guys.

Sun, 23 Aug 2009 17:53:47 +0000

i have filled the form. please reply little earlier than u had done with other guys

Comment on THE OSCAR JOKES by Austin

Austin — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 22:54:02 +0000

WTF these dont even make sense are you mentally retaurted or just….. no wait your just reaturted

Comment on Short Adolf Hitler Jokes by Helen

Helen — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 21:45:27 +0000

These jokes aren’t funny, they aren’t even aimed at offending Hitler. I can’t see any below that look good either. Why not just make jokes about the people who deserve to be ridiculed and shamed for their disgusting behavior instead of laughing at the MASS SLAUGHTERED?

Comment on Questions from Disoriented Christians by CS

CS — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 03:06:29 +0000

I always believed that this entire list was from this website here...hm. It's much funnier in context, I believe.

Comment on Application for Permission to Date My Daughter by Shiv

Shiv — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:34:51 +0000

Hilarious, very well though out, though I must say the part about whether he has a mother and a father seemed a bit bigoted, but unlike other people, I understand it is meant to be humorous.

Comment on What Is Politics? by Maer

Maer — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 02:15:24 +0000

euhhhh… the punchline made sense, but… I didn’t laugh. It was sad.

Comment on The 100 Funniest Jokes of All Time – by Missy

Missy — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 05:09:13 +0000

LOL! I needed that : P Anyone would liked these jokes should read the one Watson and Holmes joke… LOVE it haha! Anyway. Thanks for these

Comment on Army Interview by Mokawi

Mokawi — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 16:18:27 +0000

Oh, I have nothing against politically incorrect jokes, don’t get me wrong. I love dead baby jokes, I just don’t introduce them with a comment saying it’s appropriate for everyone, including children and church moms.

Comment on WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD??? by Behzad

Behzad — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 18:10:21 +0000

Ahmadi Nejad: It didn’t pass the road and we have the evidence. We also happen to have the chicken on the video confessing the fact that it was on its place all the time.

Comment on Application for Permission to Date My Daughter by Glenn

Glenn — Thu, 13 Aug 2009 15:42:04 +0000

This reminds me of a situation I felt 40 years ago.I was crazy in love with a girl but so afraid of her father(A police officer)I would never ask her out.Here it 40 years later,I am 62 years old and I have found her again.I am still in love with her and still afraid of her father.Now he is the County Sheriff.

Comment on The Grizzly Bear by Nunya Beeswax

Nunya Beeswax — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 19:04:29 +0000

hardy har har

Comment on Army Interview by NimrodIV

NimrodIV — Sat, 08 Aug 2009 09:48:28 +0000

Mokawi, lighten up! The intro was necessary because it lends “credibility” to the situation (assuming it is true of course!). The story is hilarious and needs no analysis or commentary on its lack of political correctness

Comment on Funny Food – the best diet for you by Check this out. - Xbox 360 South African Community

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Comment on What Is Politics? by mary

mary — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 04:50:29 +0000

that was stupid!