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If you were wondering how many members of the Republican Party does it take to replace a light bulb, we have te answer for you right here:
TEN:
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Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you’ve got!
“Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President”
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Q: What is the difference between Dan Quayle, Bill Clinton and Jane Fonda?
A: Jane Fonda went to Vietnam.
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The Book Of Virtues By Bill Clinton
The Amish Phone Directory
Mike Tyson’s Guide To Dating Etiquette
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14. “Well, it depends on your definition of ‘father’, Luke.”
13. “Who knew the Jedi Mind Trick could work on 250 million people all at once?”
12. “I *absolutely* support the use of droids in the military… Okay, now I don’t.”
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Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.
Q. What’s the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Read More…
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One day, many years after the Clinton scandal, Hillary is struck by a car and killed. Soon, Hillary finds herself at the gates of Heaven. She sees St. Peter and asks “Can I get into heaven now?”
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Bill and Hillary were married for 40 years. When they first got married Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 40 years of marriage Hillary never looked. However on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box were 3 empty beer cans and $1874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed.
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Bill Clinton is out on his morning jog when he sees a hooker. As he passses her, he yells “20 bucks!”
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President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
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Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a “tragedy.” One little boy stands up and offers that, “If my best friend who lives next door is playing in the street when a car came by and killed him, that would be a tragedy.”
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First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, “You’re lucky that you don’t have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker.”
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Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Hillary how she wanted her steak, she replied, “medium.”
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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.
Bill looks at Al, and chuckles and says, “You know I could throw a $10,000 dollar bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, “Of course, then, I could throw one hundred $100 bills out the window and make one hundred pepole very happy.”
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“According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.” -Jay Leno
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