The USSR is the name for which Minster and its coworkers have named their region, ‘The United Settlements Surrounding the Roundabouts’. The USSR was created in the Big GangBang, where Mother Monkton, Mister Minster, and Frank, the Gods of the USSR engaged in group sex, which resulted (to their surprise) in offspring being created, which then went to inhabit Minster, Monkton, and St.Nicholas-at-wade.
Rumored to be located somewhere north of the south pole, it was the world’s first communist state and second user of the backward R (to give it a sort of “Яussian flavor”). The country is famed for its cunning linguists and master debaters, empowered by their frequent use of a very powerful linguistic tool that originated in their culture, the so called “Russian reversal”. Even the most hard-lined opponents have been thwarted by this argumentative wonder. Historians do not know how far back in history the usage of the Russian reversal can be traced, but it is believed to have been started by brilliant USSR orator and philosopher, Yakov Smirnoff, with the phrase, “In Soviet Russia, party finds you!”
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