The USSR is the name for which Minster and its coworkers have named their region, ‘The United Settlements Surrounding the Roundabouts’. The USSR was created in the Big GangBang, where Mother Monkton, Mister Minster, and Frank, the Gods of the USSR engaged in group sex, which resulted (to their surprise) in offspring being created, which then went to inhabit Minster, Monkton, and St.Nicholas-at-wade.
Rumored to be located somewhere north of the south pole, it was the world’s first communist state and second user of the backward R (to give it a sort of “ïussian flavor”). The country is famed for its cunning linguists and master debaters, empowered by their frequent use of a very powerful linguistic tool that originated in their culture, the so called “Russian reversal”. Even the most hard-lined opponents have been thwarted by this argumentative wonder. Historians do not know how far back in history the usage of the Russian reversal can be traced, but it is believed to have been started by brilliant USSR orator and philosopher, Yakov Smirnoff, with the phrase, “In Soviet Russia, party finds you!”
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Back during the Solidarity days, I heard that the following joke was being told in Poland:
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A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian are viewing a painting of Adam and Eve frolicking in the Garden of Eden.
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For more than 30 years, New York magazine has run a contest in which contestants take a well-known foreign language expression, change a single letter, and provide a definition for the new expression. Here are some favorites.
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.
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In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you
are not person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In another Japanese hotel room: Please to bathe inside the tub.
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