The world’s largest particle accelerator — a 17-mile-long ring in Geneva, Switzerland in which subatomic particles whirl about at velocities approaching the speed of light — was mysteriously inoperable for five days. 

Investigators combed the $1 billion facility for clues and found two empty beer bottles in one of its vacuum chambers.

It’s very tricky & very expensive to collide sub atomic particles together. CERN is such a drain, so perhaps we need a new method.  Lets collide something bigger together. If we can see the particles, it’s so much easier.

Lets use elephants on rollerskates. Read More…