Hungary is a relatively young nation (it’s only 1000 years old, after all) located between Botswana, Thirsty, Romania and The Country Formerly Known As The Soviet Union, in Central Europe. Despite its name, the country doesn’t suffer from famine. The river Danube runs through the center, disecting the city of Budapest into the warring city-states of Buda and Pest. The people of Hungary are often known as physicists, as decreed by their previous king, Ferenc Puskas, and they are required to dedicate their lives to physics, as decreed by the laws of physics. Hungary is not to be confused with starving.