Alligator mating season (via havingagas.com)

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We’ve decided to create a Twitter account, to keep up with the rest of the web.

You will notice the cute “Follow me on Twitter” logo in our header starting today.

We’ll use Twitter to keep you guys updated every time we post a new funny article on smilespedia.com and, every once and a while, we’ll post some older article that was a great success. Read More…

Unless you’ve been living on another planet or you have no electricity.

1. Baby break dance
2. Apple Ad – Drunk Jeff Goldblum
3. Scarlet takes a tumble

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Everyone, remember this is a humor website.

On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

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• If anything can go wrong, it will
  Corollary: It can
  Corollary: It should
  MacGillicuddy’s Corollary: At the most inopportune time
  Extension: it will be all your fault, and everyone will know it.
  
  
• If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong
  Extreme version:
  If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the FIRST to go wrong
  
  
• If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway
• If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop
  Corollary: It will be impossible to fix the fifth fault, without breaking the fix on one or more of the others
  
  
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something
• Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
  Corollary: The hidden flaw never stays hidden for long.
  
  
• Mother nature is a bitch.

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1) Any company’s Articles of Incorporation, no matter how long or how meticulously they were assembled, will contain at least one loophole.

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By Justin Whelan

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How did the aliens hurt the farmer?
They trod on his corn.

Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?
He wanted to grow mash potatoes!

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Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who was tap dancing?
A: He broke his ankle when he fell into the sink.

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Northerners visiting the South Information for Northerners Visiting the Southern States

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Britney Spears, Pete Wentz and Akon were in an elevator and somebody farted. Pete said it wasn’t him, Akon said it wasn’t him so Britney sang oops. The next day all 3 of them were in an elevator and somebody farted and it wasn’t pete or Akon. It was Britney so she sang “oops I did it again”.

The Great Photos of the Day are not funny, well .. not all the time. But they can get you to smile. And make you think. Guaranteed.

An old Native American wanted a loan for $500. He approached his local banker. The banker pulled out the loan application, asking, “What are you going to do with the money?”

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An Indian chief is driving his Cadillac somewhere at Nevada. Suddenly his car gets broken. He examines it, and reveals that a technician must be called. But the chief has only $4, and no credit card (unfortunately B-) ). So he gathers some wood, makes a fire and signals his tribe with its smoke: “Hey, send somebody to my location with $500!” The tribe accepts this signal, but to make sure in its meaning, signals back – once again, with the smoke:

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The Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease.

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Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would need for support but few rams.

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