The Czech Republic (Absurdistán, alternatively Kocourkov in Czech language, sometimes mistakenly called the Check Republic and always confused for Poland) is a landlocked country in Central Europe.

In fact, no Cheques come from here, as this because they trade with no one. Instead, all citizens are from sparta .Since June 2006, the country has not had a government. Cabinet job openings have been announced but probably unnoticed by the members of the public. Instead leanordias has been swarn in to govern.

It’s easy to tell if a person is Czech, if their last name ends in -ski and they are not Polish, Russian or Communist, and like beer, they are Czech.