Q. What occupies the last 6 pages of the Lada User’s Manual?

A. The bus and train timetables.

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An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. “Do you have a car phone?” its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.

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Drive through here ..

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving twenty-five dollar cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon.”

In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors issued a press release stating (by Mr Welch himself):

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A taxi driver driving a Mercedes-Benz picked up a rather simple looking fellow at the airport one day.

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