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Life is short and so is money.

Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

Ask no questions and hear no lies.

Divide and conquer.

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together.

Being cool, is not trying to be cool.

It’s good to be clever, but not to show it.

Patience is not a virtue, it is a waste of time.

Time is an illusion, lunchtime, doubly so.

Rules without relationship equals rebellion.

No culture can live, if it attempts to be exclusive.

Honesty is the best policy.

If you see something you like, take it and make it better.

If we let things terrify us, life will not be worth living.

The universe is change; our life is what our thoughts make it.

A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Life is not a problem to be solved, but a reality to be experienced.

The spirit of resistance to government is so valuable on certain occasions that I wish it to be always kept alive.

A friend is someone who has the same enemies you have.

I’m serious; it was only a joke.

One drop of ink may make a million think.

I only work to enjoy when I am not working.


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14 Responses to “Nice quotes and sayings”

  1. August 13th, 2008 at 1:10 am #Eldhose

    Superb ///
    especially the last one “I only work to enjoy when I am not working”

  2. January 6th, 2009 at 11:37 am #anon

    der reali good especailly dese:A lawful kiss is never worth a stolen one.&&One drop of ink may make a million think.

  3. March 10th, 2009 at 7:35 pm #susie

    this to shell pass….

  4. June 3rd, 2009 at 1:18 am #nigek

    The last one(^^,)

  5. June 14th, 2009 at 12:01 am #Humored three

    Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

  6. July 17th, 2009 at 1:04 am #maigan

    love is like an hour glass, as the heart fills, the brain empties… MAIGAN<3

  7. July 22nd, 2009 at 6:30 am #Ann

    i like Maigan quote..jaja!

  8. October 3rd, 2009 at 4:00 am #bchara

    the more you try hard to look smart the more ignored you will be… so keep your mouth shut and get to serious work, then people will see it themselves

  9. November 2nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm #Master Mind

    DON’T BREED OR BUY
    WHILE SHELTER ANIMALS DIE.
    INSTEAD, OPT TO ADOPT!

  10. November 15th, 2009 at 11:52 am #678AJ

    i think its a good page :)
    I love:
    Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid all together

    xx

  11. January 10th, 2010 at 12:56 am #rit'ss

    you see what is power-holding someone else’s fear in your hand and showing it to them.

  12. January 20th, 2010 at 12:38 am #fattaneh

    I just loved all . Thanks & good luck !

  13. February 9th, 2010 at 2:20 am #locky

    Don’t tell God how big your problems are.Tell your problems how big God is.

  14. February 9th, 2010 at 2:20 am #locky

    Once a friend of mine asked me where God was from, I responded, “Well, since he made everything, I’m guessing China.”

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