Want to lose weight? Watch some funny food and you’ll skip a few meals today. Just imagine the horrible things they could do to your precious food.. Awful. Remember to share this secret, maybe some other friends of yours want to lose weight.
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Q: What are they calling the Germans, French and Belgians, at the Pentagon?
A: “The Axis of Weasels.” Read More…
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?”Dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your Mom, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the Government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,”
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I was at home the other night in the middle of my dinner when the phone rang.
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