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An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.




An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.  The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.

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4 Responses to “An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.”

  1. November 21st, 2008 at 8:51 am #Tristan

    Understand it … just fail to see the humour.

  2. March 17th, 2009 at 10:36 pm #Mokawi

    That’s because you need to get more geeky.

  3. October 14th, 2009 at 12:36 pm #Zenos

    The key is infinity of mathemeticians and decreasing fractions of beer quaffing will never exceed two beers. I think it’s a good joke, but because you have to think…then the punchline response is ‘oh.’

  4. March 20th, 2011 at 2:26 pm #Swye

    Actually, it doesn’t make sense the infinite series 1/n diverges => two cups of bear is not going to be enough for the infinitely many mathematicians. If they had instead ordered 1, 1/4, 1/9, … (i.e 1/n^2) cups of bear resp, then the joke would make sense.

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