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Finding a husband




So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it!
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

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36 Responses to “Finding a husband”

  1. February 1st, 2008 at 3:32 pm #William

    Hahah that is excellent

  2. February 4th, 2008 at 11:55 am #Divinewind

    BOO-YAH! Funny stuff man!

  3. February 5th, 2008 at 8:42 pm #Daelin

    I know I LOL’d. Unforunately, I have to disagree with the second one. I’d keep going a few floors up. But I’m hard to please.

  4. February 6th, 2008 at 9:37 pm #God

    I did make them hard to please; but hey, it’s fun for me to watch.

  5. February 11th, 2008 at 1:40 am #Sam

    Soooo true:)

  6. February 21st, 2008 at 2:39 pm #Sava

    I gotta say I totally agree with Sam … that’s so true …women can never be pleased.

  7. February 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am #Me

    The woman kept going because none of her potential husbands loved sex.

  8. February 25th, 2008 at 12:11 pm #Hizzoner

    I am not so sure that this is a true story. Please provide names, dates, locations, etc.

  9. March 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 am #Daily mail

    nice one

  10. March 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am #Rafa

    fiiiiiiirst….. obviously photoshopped

  11. March 20th, 2008 at 2:19 am #Alice

    Mwahaha so funny ^_^ and true lol

    I LOL’d at Rafa’s comment

  12. March 24th, 2008 at 1:27 pm #Shaq

    so awesome man god bless u for telling da truth

  13. April 10th, 2008 at 10:42 pm #D Legal

    So true!

    I would have stopped on the first floor in the wives store.

  14. April 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm #nat

    zomg shopped!1?!21!£!

  15. April 17th, 2008 at 4:08 am #Dhane Diesil

    This is great. Its the truth!

  16. April 17th, 2008 at 11:05 am #Watch Weeds Online

    So old and so true. :D

  17. December 12th, 2008 at 10:12 am #HUMANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

    yup really true

  18. January 4th, 2009 at 10:24 pm #Ham

    People only find it true because jokes like this just reinforce gender stereotypes, discouraging people from finding their own identities. It is a vicious circle that has dug society into a hole so deep it will never get out. Nothing will ever change. And I don’t think the joke’s that funny.
    But that’s just me.

  19. January 17th, 2009 at 12:34 am #dotdotdot

    Ham, damn right its just you! pull the stick out and try reading it again. if you can’t laugh at yourself than you are one sorry individual.

    “Nothing will ever change.”?

    LMAO at person who thinks internet is serious business!

  20. March 6th, 2009 at 4:39 pm #Michael

    Thumbs Up on Stumble!

    Love it.

  21. March 17th, 2009 at 4:11 pm #electronic cigarette

    Umm, I like the joke, don’t get me wrong…but I think it gives men way to much credit…

    1st floor…men who don’t live at home with their mothers
    2nd floor…men who don’t live at home and who have a car
    3rd floor…men who don’t live at home, have a car and don’t play video games 24-7
    4th floor…men who don’t live at home, have a car, don’t play games 24-7 and work part time.
    5th floor…men who don’t live at home w/ mom, have a car, don’t play video games and work full time.
    6th floor…men who don’t live at home w/ mom, have a car, don’t play video games,work full time and still have time for a little romance….Sorry, we’re out of stock.

  22. April 20th, 2009 at 4:31 am #Dany

    I prefer very good looking and young like God, rich just like Bill Gates no need to own the universe like God, smart just like Bill Gates no need to be eqal to God‘s wisdom. But, I don‘t want to spend money to go to the store to buy him. Where can I get him?

  23. April 24th, 2009 at 3:24 pm #TheFingDay

    lmao great joke

  24. April 26th, 2009 at 4:15 pm #Tzameti

    @ electronic cigarette

    How about a woman who looks like more than just a pretty ornament, sucking my cock but can also do a bit of housework, intelligent conversation etc?

  25. August 1st, 2009 at 2:09 am #Amy

    i would have stopped at the third or forth floor…. thats enough for me :)

  26. October 5th, 2009 at 4:21 pm #o_o

    Electronic Cigarette,

    It’s not supposed to have so much detail.
    It saying “Has money” would assume as much money as possible. But yeah, third floor on wives building here, it’s missing the loving part >>

  27. October 6th, 2009 at 2:07 am #Lex

    I doubt it. If you see there is a 6th floor available, then obviously, out of curiosity, you will go up to see what is there. Not too funny.

  28. November 6th, 2009 at 10:45 am #sam

    How ’bout “first floor” Women who STFU and get me a beer?

  29. November 22nd, 2009 at 1:35 pm #Maurz

    I’m a woman and found this hilarious!!
    Good job!

  30. November 28th, 2009 at 5:49 am #garlic

    Well said.

  31. January 20th, 2010 at 2:36 pm #anitalite

    @Ham : Shut up shut up shut up and laugh your ass off – or shut up.

    @ D Legal: HAHAHAHA – Honesty Is Golden But Won’t Get You Anywhere. lol

  32. January 30th, 2010 at 11:43 am #send free arabic sms

    lol huhhuhuhu

  33. March 11th, 2010 at 2:02 pm #PA

    Too Funny Yet, SO TRUE!!! LOL
    Some of the comments are a bit too graphic for my comfort…
    I’ll be Happy with one that Loves God, has a good job, loves kids, cooks, helps with housework, spends quality time with his wife and/or kids, gives back to the community. P.S. Brownie points if he’s tall, has Bright Shiny Eyes, and Killer Smile!

  34. March 29th, 2010 at 1:38 pm #BOOM!

    Two camels in a tiny car :|

    This is funny :) ahahah

  35. June 30th, 2010 at 2:30 pm #Jancis

    you lost me at women show 1st floor

  36. June 30th, 2010 at 2:30 pm #Jancis

    you lost me at women shop 1st floor

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