Finding a husband

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So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

The 1st floor sign on the door reads:

Floor 1: These men have jobs.
The 2nd floor sign reads:

Floor 2: These men have Jobs and Love Kids.

The 3rd floor sign reads:

Floor 3: These men have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.
Wow, she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and help with Housework.
Oh, mercy me! she exclaims, I can hardly stand it!
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:

Floor 5: These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6: You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

To avoid gender bias charges, the stores owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

The 1st first floor has wives that love sex.

The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.

The 3rd,4th, 5th and 6th floors have never been visited

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16 Comments ... add one

#1 William → February 1st, 2008 at 3:32 pm

Hahah that is excellent
#1 Divinewind → February 4th, 2008 at 11:55 am

BOO-YAH! Funny stuff man!
#1 Daelin → February 5th, 2008 at 8:42 pm

I know I LOL’d. Unforunately, I have to disagree with the second one. I’d keep going a few floors up. But I’m hard to please.
#1 God → February 6th, 2008 at 9:37 pm

I did make them hard to please; but hey, it’s fun for me to watch.
#1 Sam → February 11th, 2008 at 1:40 am

Soooo true:)
#1 Sava → February 21st, 2008 at 2:39 pm

I gotta say I totally agree with Sam … that’s so true …women can never be pleased.
#1 Me → February 25th, 2008 at 10:05 am

The woman kept going because none of her potential husbands loved sex.
#1 Hizzoner → February 25th, 2008 at 12:11 pm

I am not so sure that this is a true story. Please provide names, dates, locations, etc.
#1 Daily mail → March 2nd, 2008 at 7:12 am

nice one
#1 Rafa → March 15th, 2008 at 10:46 am

fiiiiiiirst….. obviously photoshopped
#1 Alice → March 20th, 2008 at 2:19 am

Mwahaha so funny ^_^ and true lol

I LOL’d at Rafa’s comment
#1 Shaq → March 24th, 2008 at 1:27 pm

so awesome man god bless u for telling da truth
#1 D Legal → April 10th, 2008 at 10:42 pm

So true!

I would have stopped on the first floor in the wives store.
#1 nat → April 15th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

zomg shopped!1?!21!£!
#1 Dhane Diesil → April 17th, 2008 at 4:08 am

This is great. Its the truth!
#1 Watch Weeds Online → April 17th, 2008 at 11:05 am

So old and so true.