The 2008 Presidential Candidates

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We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

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The Art of Political Spin by Hillary Rodham Clinton

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Political Spin techniques and how the are packaged.

Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton’s great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

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Posted in Hillary Clinton Jokes, Political at April 29th, 2008. No Comments.

Late-Night Jokes About Sen. Hillary Clinton

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“Chelsea Clinton tried to help her mother attract the gay vote in Pennsylvania by visiting several lesbian bars. That’s true, yeah. Yeah, when asked to comment afterwards, Chelsea said, ‘I’ve never seen so many women with my mom’s haircut.’” –Conan O’Brien

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Posted in AB Celebrities, Hillary Clinton Jokes at April 27th, 2008. No Comments.

Clinton one-liners - 1

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Clinton and Gore: They have what it takes to take what you’ve got!

“Carter is no longer the worst U.S. President”

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Posted in Bill Clinton Jokes, Hillary Clinton Jokes at March 18th, 2008. No Comments.

Clinton Q & A

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Q: How do you break a Bill Clinton supporter’s finger?
A: Punch him in the nose.

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Hillary Clinton Jokes

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“Because it’s a long, horrifying process to run for the nomination, candidates often like to have fun on the campaign trail. And a couple of days ago — this is great — Hillary Clinton, while she was flying on her campaign airplane, pretended to be a flight attendant. But that’s not all. She was so convincing that Bill actually hit on her.” –Jay Leno

“Congratulations to Hillary Clinton. The big winner up there in New Hampshire. Congratulations to her, did a a nice job. Yeah, despite all the predictions by the pundits, Hillary Clinton refused to roll over. How many times has Bill heard that?” –Jay Leno
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12 Clinton and Lewinski funny photos and comics - part 1

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Celebrities Jokes

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Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?
A. There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

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He Can Order

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Bill and Hillary Clinton went out to dinner and when the waiter came to take their order, he asked Hillary how she wanted her steak, she replied, “medium.”

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Air Force One

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Al Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One.

Bill looks at Al, and chuckles and says, “You know I could throw a $10,000 dollar bill out the window right now and make one person very happy.” Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, “Well I could throw ten $1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy.” Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, “Of course, then, I could throw one hundred $100 bills out the window and make one hundred pepole very happy.”

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The Hillary Files

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“According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for his book than Hillary Clinton got for hers. Well, duh. At least his book has some sex in it.” -Jay Leno

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