You Might Be A Programmer If:

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1. You immediately complain that this should be subscripted as zero.

2. Most people say “Go To Hell,” but you tell people to redirect to
/dev/null.

3. By the time you’ve gotten here in the document, you’ve run Tidy
or a similar app to check my X/HTML skills.
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The Evolution of a Programmer

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I’m sure you’ve seen this before, but it’s a MUST HAVE on any humor website.

High School/Jr.High

  10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"  20 END

First year in College

program Hello(input, output)

     begin

writeln('Hello World')    end.
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