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Heaven and Hell

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A property manager dies and soon finds himself standing in front of St. Peter. St. Peter tells him “You have a choice of going to heaven or to hell and I suggest you check them both out before deciding.” So he chooses to check out hell first.

He goes down to hell and finds himself in the middle of the biggest party he has ever seen. People are dancing and drinking and doing the limbo (and nobody’s doing the Macarena!). Everyone is laughing and having a great time. Read More…

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Posted in Apartment and Rent, Consultants, Property Managers, Real Estate, Saint Peter at January 20th, 2008. No Comments.

“Girl” or a Consultant?

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1. You work very odd hours.
2. You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.
3. You are paid well but your pimp gets most of the money.
4. You spend a majority of your time in a hotel room.
5. You charge by the hour but your time can be extended.
6. You are not proud of what you do. Read More…

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Posted in Consultants, Hotels, Insurance at January 20th, 2008. No Comments.