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		<title>Fishing</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 18 May 2008 07:39:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

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		<title>Great argument</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 00:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read. One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>United States Armed Forces Voicemail</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 15:22:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[USA Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[military]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[army jokes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[US military jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Voicemail jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Thank you for calling the U.S. Armed Forces.
All of our units are currently busy assisting other customers in various trouble-spots around the world.
When you hear the beep, please leave the name of your country, region of the crisis, and a number where we can reach you.
As soon as we finish cleaning up the Balkans, Afghanistan, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dear Abby</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 15:19:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I have a problem. I have two brothers. One brother is a boatswain in the Navy, the other was put to death in the electric chair for a gruesome multiple murder. My mother died from insanity caused by syphilis when I was three years old. My sisters are prostitutes, and my father sells narcotics to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Army roll call joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 15:15:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[military]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[army jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Military Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It was early morning at an Army camp and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:

&#8220;Ames&#8221;
&#8220;Here!&#8221;
&#8220;Jenson&#8221;
&#8220;Here!&#8221;
&#8220;Jones&#8221;
&#8220;Here!&#8221;
&#8220;Magersky&#8221;
&#8220;Here!&#8221;
&#8220;Seeback&#8221;
&#8221; &#8212; &#8221;
&#8220;Seeback!&#8221;
&#8221; &#8212; &#8221;
&#8220;SEEBACK!!!&#8221;
&#8221; &#8212; &#8221;
At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant&#8217;s ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Visual advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 13:21:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funniest Pictures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny advices]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[motivational]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Murphy&#8217;s Loophole Laws</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 11:51:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Murphy]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Murphy jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[murphy Laws]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1) Any company&#8217;s Articles of Incorporation, no matter how long or how meticulously they were assembled, will contain at least one loophole.

2) The loophole will be enough and just enough for any ingenious person to crawl through.
3) Any amendment aimed to eliminate a loophole in the Articles of Incorporation will breed new loopholes&#8230;
4)&#8230;and completely won&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blonde looking for a job</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/blonde-looking-for-a-job/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 11:26:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Blonde Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funniest Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer asks her some questions:

Officer: What’s 2 + 2?
Blonde: Ummm… 4!
Officer: What’s the square root of 100?
Blonde: Ummm… 10!
Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?
Blonde: Ummm… I dunno.
Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.
The blonde goes home [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctors&#8217; Comments On Patient Charts</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 May 2008 11:25:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Doctors]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[doctor jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[medical jokes]]></category>

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 &#8220;Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for 	over a year.&#8221;
 &#8220;On the 2nd day the knee was better and on the 3rd 	day it disappeared completely.&#8221;
 &#8220;The patient has been depressed ever since she began 	seeing me in 1993.&#8221;
 &#8220;Discharge status: Alive but without permission.&#8221;
 &#8220;Healthy appearing decrepit 69 [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Never go to bed upset</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/never-go-to-bed-upset/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/never-go-to-bed-upset/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 21:47:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Funniest Pictures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Honest beggars</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/honest-beggars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/honest-beggars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:39:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[beggars jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[




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		<title>How to create tsunami in a pool</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/how-to-create-tsunami-in-a-pool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/how-to-create-tsunami-in-a-pool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:33:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[pool jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[tsunami jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Dear Son&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/dear-son/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 May 2008 20:27:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[How To]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[arab jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny jokes]]></category>

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An old Arabian man who lives in central USA wants to dig around the earth so he can plant tomatoes. However, he is too old to do so, so he e-mails his son, who studies in Paris.

Dear Son,
Ah, I wanted to plant Tomatoes in my garden today, but I am too old and weak to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interesting Facts About Iceland</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 21:26:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Iceland Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny jokes]]></category>

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Most Icelanders do not have a family name (such as Johnson, Smith, etc). So children have a given name and then father’s-name-son or father’s-name-daughter. Thus:

Jon has a son named Thor Jonsson and a daughter named Hafdis Jonsdottir.
Thor Jonsson has a son named Bjarni Thorsson and a daughter named Frida Thorsdottir.
And so forth.


Icelandic women don’t take [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funniest Ron Paul Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 12:11:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[ron paul jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ron Paul supporters are easy to recognize, their signature headgear, when properly applied also keeps fat from dripping on your grill and flaring up. Also his name is Barry.

Ron Paul supporters not only appear when his name is invoked 3 times, it drives them crazy, an admittedly short trip.
The Federal Reserve killed most of Ron [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Barack Obama Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/new-barack-obama-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:51:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[election jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Joke 1
REPORTER (to Barack Obama): At the Academy Awards, Jon Stewart made fun of the fact that your last name, Obama, sounds like Osama, the name of the most hated man on the planet. What is your reaction?

BARACK OBAMA: Besides the unfortunate name similarity, Osama Bin-Laden and I have nothing in common. One of us [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vote Ron Paul Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/vote-ron-paul-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:47:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[election jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ron paul jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Vote Ron Paul - because we can’t invade every country.
 Vote Ron Paul - because you still want America to be worth something.
Vote Ron Paul  - because America should not be owned by the Clinton and Bush Familes for 3 decades.
Vote Ron Paul - so that you can travel without being hated in every [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Chuck Norris style Ron Paul jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/chuck-norris-style-ron-paul-jokes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Chuck Norris Jokes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ron paul jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1.
Ron Paul invented Chuck Norris.

2.
I just saved a bunch of money by switching to Ron Paul.

3.
 Ron Paul&#8217;s tears can shrink government. Too bad he never cries 

4.
 Studies by the World Health Organization show that  Ron Paul is the leading cause of freedom among men. 
5.


Ron Paul took a lie detector test. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ron Paul Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/ron-paul-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/ron-paul-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:40:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Ron Paul Jokes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[ron paul jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW: Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, but the truth is they all have the same I.P. address because… Hey! LOOK kittens!

Q: Why doesn’t Ron Paul ever turn off the lights?
A: That kind of on-again / off-again policy is against his principles.
Q: Why does Ron Paul support the Constitution?
A: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Fred Thompson Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/fred-thompson-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/fred-thompson-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 May 2008 11:37:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Fred Thompson Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[funny jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Jay Leno]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6420</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I don&#8217;t know if you heard this or not but Fred Thompson has dropped out of the presidential race. Don&#8217;t worry about Fred, he can always go back to his prestigious fake law firm. &#8230; Fred spent all day packing the bags under his eyes.&#8221; &#8211;David Letterman

&#8220;Fred Thompson said he is out trying to revitalize [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2008 Presidential Candidates</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-2008-presidential-candidates/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 May 2008 11:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[~ from RHF
We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.
On the other side, you have a true war hero married to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Polish Bank Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/polish-bank-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/polish-bank-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:38:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Poland Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[ Back during the Solidarity days, I heard that the following joke was being told in Poland:

A man goes into the Bank of Gdansk to make a deposit. Since he has never kept money in a bank before, he is a little nervous.
&#8220;What happens if the Bank of Gdansk should fail?&#8221; he asks.
&#8220;Well, in that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Royal Outing</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-royal-outing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-royal-outing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:32:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Princess Diana]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[the queen]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6416</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Her Majesty, the Queen, and Her Royal Highness, Princess Diana, were out for a drive in the country. Suddenly, upon a quiet road, they were set upon and stopped by a highwayman. He forced them out of the car at gunpoint, and demanded their jewels.

&#8220;Give me your tiara, Ma&#8217;am,&#8221; demanded the robber.
&#8220;I&#8217;m sorry,&#8221; replied the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Spelling</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/spelling/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/spelling/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:27:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[black people]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6415</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Scene - A grade one classroom on a warm summer afternoon.
Teacher: We are going to have a spelling competition this afternoon. Anyone who can spell a word correctly can go home early. We&#8217;ll start with Mary. What did you do at lunchtime?

Mary: I played in the sand-pit.
Teacher: Mary, can you spell &#8220;pit?&#8221;
Mary: P . . [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Best Hotels</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-best-hotels/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-best-hotels/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:24:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Jews]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[israel]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Religion]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6414</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ (This joke is best told and not read. It helps if you can do dialects.)

Time: late 1940&#8217;s
Place: New York
There were these two elderly Jewish gentlemen visiting the Big Apple when they decided it was getting late and they needed to find a room for the night. As they passed one hotel, one man says [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The brothel makes us strong</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-b-makes-us-strong/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-b-makes-us-strong/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:22:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Sex Jokes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[unions]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6413</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A dedicated shop steward was at a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the madame, &#8220;Is this a union house?&#8221;
&#8220;No, I&#8217;m sorry it isn&#8217;t.&#8221;
&#8220;Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?&#8221;
&#8220;The house gets $80 and the girls [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An optimist sees the best in the world</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/an-optimist-sees-the-best-in-the-world/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/an-optimist-sees-the-best-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:18:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An optimist sees the best in the world, while a pessimist sees only
the worst. An optimist finds the positive in the negative, and a
pessimist can only find the negative in the positive.

For example, an avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog.
His search ended when he found a dog that could [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Internet cleaning day. Be ready.</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/internet-cleaning-day/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/internet-cleaning-day/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:10:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Computers Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Internet]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6410</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Date: Tue, 1 May 2008 22:46:56 EST
From: Frank M. Lanzafame 
To: Multiple recipients of list CHEMED-L 
Subject: Internet Downtime

*** Attention ***
It&#8217;s that time again!
As many of you know, each leap year the Internet must be shut down for 24 hours in order to allow us to clean it. The cleaning process, which eliminates dead email [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The witness</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-witness/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-witness/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 18:04:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Relationships Jokes]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6409</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man, returning home a day early from a business trip, got into a taxi
at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he
asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife
was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100,
the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Education and war</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/education-and-war/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/education-and-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 17:55:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Iraq]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[USA Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[saddam]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[usa]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6407</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ In recent times, there has been much discussion of the shortcomings of US education. Americans&#8217; poor knowledge of geography is one of the areas often criticized.

A. Whitney Brown, in his commentary about the war, had this to say on Saturday Night Live (Feb. 9, 1991):
&#8220;But you have to admit, our bombs are incredibly smart. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Teenager Daughter Owner&#8217;s Manual</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/teenager-daughter-owners-manual/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/teenager-daughter-owners-manual/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 May 2008 17:54:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[How To]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[daughter]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6406</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who
think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers.

Congratulations! You are now the proud new owner of a teenaged
daughter. Please read this manual carefully, as it describes the
maintenance of your new daughter, and answers important questions
about your warranty (which does NOT include the right to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Against Smilespedia policy: 13 naked chicks!! Limited time offer.</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/against-smilespedia-policy-13-naked-chicks-limited-time-offer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/against-smilespedia-policy-13-naked-chicks-limited-time-offer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 20:49:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[photos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Parental advisory.
Please do not save this URL unless you are over 18 years of age.

]]></description>
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		<title>The Art of Political Spin by Hillary Rodham Clinton</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-art-of-political-spin-by-hillary-rodham-clinton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-art-of-political-spin-by-hillary-rodham-clinton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Political]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Political Jokes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6403</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Political Spin techniques and how the are packaged.
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogical researcher, discovered that Hillary Clinton&#8217;s great-great uncle, Remus Rodham, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.

The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows. On the back of the picture is this inscription:&#8217;Remus Rodham; horse [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Simple Rules for Dating My Daughter</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/10-simple-rules-for-dating-my-daughter-2/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/10-simple-rules-for-dating-my-daughter-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:17:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6402</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Copyright 1998 W. Bruce Cameron
Please do not remove the copyright from this essay

When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend&#8217;s father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter&#8217;s chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Application for Permission to Date My Daughter</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/application-for-permission-to-date-my-daughter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/application-for-permission-to-date-my-daughter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:16:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6401</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial statement, job history, lineage,current medical report from your doctor and personal reccomendation from your clergy.

NAME______________________  DATE OF BIRTH_____________
HEIGHT_______  WEIGHT________  IQ______  GPA_________
SOCIAL SECURITY #___________  DRIVERS LICENSE #__________
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES__________________________________________
HOME ADDRESS____________________  CITY/STATE___________  ZIP______
Do you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Its The Dog&#8217;s Fault, I Swear!</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/it%c2%92s-the-dog%c2%92s-fault-i-swear/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/it%c2%92s-the-dog%c2%92s-fault-i-swear/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 16:05:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6400</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A young man has a great date planned with a hot chick, unfortunately hes also got a bad case of gas. Upon arriving at the girls house to pick her up, he meets the parents and waits for her in the living room while she finishes getting ready.

At this point his stomach is turning and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blind Skydiving</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/blind-skydiving/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/blind-skydiving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6399</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: &#8220;I am placed in the door with my seeing eye dog and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me and out I go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baseball In Heaven</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/baseball-in-heaven/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/baseball-in-heaven/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:54:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6398</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Two buddies, Bob and Earl, were two of the biggest baseball fans in America.

Their entire adult lives, Bob and Earl discussed baseball history in the winter, and they pored over every box score during the season. They went to 60 games a year. They even agreed that whoever died first would try to come [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Doctor, You&#8217;ve got to help me!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/doctor-you%c2%92ve-got-to-help-me/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/doctor-you%c2%92ve-got-to-help-me/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:49:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[doctor]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6397</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doctor, Doctor, You&#8217;ve got to help me - I just can&#8217;t stop my hands shaking!

Do you drink a lot?
Not really - I spill most of it!
]]></description>
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		<title>The Old Explorer</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-old-explorer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-old-explorer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 15:46:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Tourists]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[explorers]]></category>

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		<category><![CDATA[roar]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6396</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ A young reporter went to a retirement home to interview an aged but legendary explorer. The reporter asked the old man to tell him the most frightening experience he had ever had.

The old explorer said, &#8220;Once I was hunting Bengal tigers in the jungles of India. I was on a narrow path and my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Cat&#8217;s Diary</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-cats-diary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-cats-diary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:31:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[cat diary]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6395</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[My captors continue to taunt me  		with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat,  		while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets.  		Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I  		nevertheless must eat something in order to keep [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dog&#8217;s Diary</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-dogs-diary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-dogs-diary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 09:30:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
		<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>

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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6394</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Life explained: difference between men and women</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/life-explained-difference-between-men-and-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/life-explained-difference-between-men-and-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:37:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>The COs Morning Briefing</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-morning-briefing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-morning-briefing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 13:13:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The Commanding Officer of a Regiment in the U. S. Marine Corps was about to start the morning briefing to his Staff and Battalion and Company Commanders. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, he decided to pose a question to all assembled. He explained that his wife had
been a bit frisky [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Ten Duties Of The Miss America Pageant Runner-Up</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/top-ten-duties-of-the-miss-america-pageant-runner-up/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/top-ten-duties-of-the-miss-america-pageant-runner-up/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:40:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Miss USA]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6390</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[10  Sandlbasting mascara off Miss USA winner.
Attending ticker-tape parade for Atlanta Falcons.

Waiting for inevitable moment Miss USA is publicly disgraced in sex scandal.
Serving as U.S. ambassador to Babeland.
Screening all phone calls to Miss USA from President Clinton.
Substituting for Miss USA whenever she is feeling sub-perky.
Posing for that photograph that comes in new picture frames.
Help [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Late-Night Jokes About Sen. Hillary Clinton</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/late-night-jokes-about-sen-hillary-clinton/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/late-night-jokes-about-sen-hillary-clinton/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Hillary Clinton Jokes]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[election 2008 joes]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6389</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Chelsea Clinton tried to help her mother attract the gay vote in Pennsylvania by visiting several lesbian bars. That&#8217;s true, yeah. Yeah, when asked to comment afterwards, Chelsea said, &#8216;I&#8217;ve never seen so many women with my mom&#8217;s haircut.&#8217;&#8221; &#8211;Conan O&#8217;Brien

&#8220;Hillary Clinton was shown at a bar in Indiana drinking a beer, and doing a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 Signs the Easter Bunny is Nuts</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/top-10-signs-the-easter-bunny-is-nuts/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/top-10-signs-the-easter-bunny-is-nuts/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:28:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6388</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[10. Neighbors describing him as “a quiet loner.”
9. Removed from a department store last December after screaming at Santa, “You’re going to die up there, fat man!”

8. Can’t stop washing his paws.
7. Colorful eggs now filled with Prozac.
6. Apartment walls covered with photos of Sharon Stone.
5. Met with Dr. Kevorkian about the possibility of a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Who&#8217;s there Easter Bunny Joke</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/whos-there-easter-bunny-joke/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/whos-there-easter-bunny-joke/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:27:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Knock,knock.
Who’s there?
Ether
Ether who?
Ether bunny.
Knock, knock.

Who’s there?
Juan
Juan who?
Juan more ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Stella
Stella who?
Stella nother ether bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin
Justin who?
Justin other Ether Bunny.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Samoa
Samoa who?
Samoa Ether Bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Beryl
Beryl who?
Beryl of ether bunnies.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dewey
Dewey who?
Dewey have to listen to any more ether bunny jokes?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Consumption.
Consumption who?
Consumption be done about all these ether bunnies?
Knock, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lots of Easter Bunny jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/lots-of-easter-bunny-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/lots-of-easter-bunny-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6386</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide the egg?
A. Because it was a little chicken.

Q. What does the Easter Rabbit get for making a basket?
A. Two points just like everybody!
Q. What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
A. Bugs Bunny
Q. What do you call a dumb bunny?A. A hare brain.
Q. What’s the best way to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Why the Easter Bunny Brings Eggs</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6385</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[10. Big tax write-off.
9. Who ever heard of Easter Bricks?

8. Consider all of the varieties: scrambled, over easy, hard boiled.
7. He gets a good deal from the local chickens.
6. Secret plan to eliminate human race by cholesterol overdose.
5. Pressure from the Egg Marketing Board.
4. Because if it brought bottle rockets it would be the Independence [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Reasons I Still Believe in the Easter Bunny</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/10-reasons-i-still-believe-in-the-easter-bunny/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:20:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6384</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1. Hey, I watch television. Every year, he&#8217;s there clucking in the Cadbury egg commercials.

2. Who do you think delivers all the baskets and stuff, the little chicks? Doubtful.
3. When I was six, I saw a bunny at the scene of the crime. He put his finger aside his nose, and up the chimney he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short Easter Bunny Jokes</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/short-easter-rabbit-jokes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/short-easter-rabbit-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Apr 2008 09:14:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Why                    does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff                    is on the wrong end.

Is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New sport: puddle jumping</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Michael Jackson Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:37:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Q:                  Did you hear about Michael Jackson&#8217;s latest song?
A: &#8220;Don&#8217;t let your son go down on me.&#8221;

Rumor                  has it that Michael [...]]]></description>
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		<title>List of Celebrity Q-A jokes</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/list-of-celebrity-q-a-jokes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:29:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6376</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Q. What do Ethiopians            and Yoko Ono have in common?
A. They both live off dead Beatles.

Q. What did Helen            Keller do when she fell down the well?
A. She screamed her hands off.
Q. What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Comedians&#8217; Best Lines</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/comedians-best-lines/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/comedians-best-lines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:25:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6375</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I                  just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was,                  &#8216;You&#8217;ll never find anyone like me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things You Wouldn&#8217;t Know Without Movies</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/things-you-wouldnt-know-without-movies/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/things-you-wouldnt-know-without-movies/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:22:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ -It is always possible to park directly outside any building you                  are visiting.

-A                  detective can only solve a case once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 things to do in the bathroom stall</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/20-things-to-do-in-the-bathroom-stall/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6373</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbour,            &#8220;May I borrow a highlighter?&#8221;

2. Say &#8220;Uh oh, I knew I shouldn&#8217;t put my lips on that.&#8221;
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>100 ways to order a pizza the fun way&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/100-ways-to-order-a-pizza-the-fun-way/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/100-ways-to-order-a-pizza-the-fun-way/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:17:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 1. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask            person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.
3. Use CB lingo where applicable.
4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.
5. Terminate the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great photo of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/great-photo-of-the-day-18/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Apr 2008 04:13:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Bmw and Audi advertising war</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/advertising-war/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/advertising-war/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:25:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[




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		<title>Did you know that&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:42:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The women of the Tiwi tribe in the South Pacific are married at birth.
When Albert Einstein died, his final words died with him. The nurse at his side didn&#8217;t understand German.

St Patrick, the patron saint of Ireland, was not Irish.
The lance ceased to be an official battle weapon in the British Army in 1927.
St. John [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great photo of the day</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/great-photo-of-the-day-17/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/great-photo-of-the-day-17/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:38:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>&#8220;Out-Of-Office&#8221; E-Mail Auto-Reply</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/out-of-office-e-mail-auto-reply/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:22:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6361</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[1: I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2: You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn&#8217;t have received anything at all.
3: Sorry to have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Ways to have fun at Workplace</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Page yourself over the intercom. Don&#8217;t disguise your voice.
Find out where your boss shops and buy exactly the same outfits. Wear them one day after you boss does. This is especially effective if your boss is of a different gender than you.

Make up nicknames for all your coworkers and refer to them only by these [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Number one thing</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:11:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;If you&#8217;re going to work here young man, &#8221; said the boss, &#8220;the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.&#8221; &#8220;Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?&#8221; &#8220;Oh, yes, sir.&#8221; responded the young man. &#8220;And another thing the number one [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Office Rules</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:08:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 10. Never walk without a document &#8212; People with documents look like hardworking employees headed to important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they&#8217;re headed for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they&#8217;re headed for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Male and Female procedures</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/male-and-female-procedures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:00:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: “Please note that this Bank is
installing new “Drive-through” teller machines enabling customers to
withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE &#038; FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A man&#8217;s family life</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/a-mans-family-life/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/a-mans-family-life/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:54:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[





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		<title>Easiest way to learn html</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Apr 2008 04:48:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6351</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Nice baby costume</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 21:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Outsourcing</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/outsourcing/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/outsourcing/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:58:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>How does a gay terrorist look like?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:57:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Handy guide for every man</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:52:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.smilespedia.com/?p=6344</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver’s license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other.

DANGEROUS: What’s for dinner?
SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.
DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Instincts</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 20:02:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Vote for Nobody!</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/vote-for-nobody/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/vote-for-nobody/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 19:33:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Idiot stork</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:20:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Letter from customer</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Apr 2008 06:27:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>Love making</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 07:27:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Englishman on an overseas flight. After a few cocktails, the men began discussing their home lives.

“Last night I made love to my wife four times,” the Frenchman bragged, “and this morning she made me delicious crepes and she told me how much she adored me.”
“Ah, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>40 Things Never Said By Southerners</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:40:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[40. Oh I just couldn’t. Hell, she’s only sixteen.
39. I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex.
38. Duct tape won’t fix that.
37. Lisa Marie was lucky to catch Michael.
36. Come to think of it, I’ll have a Heineken.
35. We don’t keep firearms in this house.
34. Has anybody seen the sideburns trimmer?
33. You can’t feed that to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>English Hospitality</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:31:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak up the local culture, chat with the locals, and have a pint of bitter.

After a while, he finds himself in a very nice [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Great Business Idea</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:40:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Get rich fast.


We all have to go.
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		<title>I hate it when&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:03:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I hate it when people interrupt you with their own solutions. Like you’re telling a story about how you avoided an accident, and before you finish they jump in and say what you should have done.

I hate it when people argue creationism. Jesus did not ride a  dinosaur!
I hate it when I ask a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 2 dollar bill</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 20:35:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The $2 Bill. Everyone should start carrying them!
I am STILL laughing!! I think we need to quit saving our $2 bills and bring them out in public.  The younger generation doesn&#8217;t know they exist.

On my way home from work, I stopped at Taco Bell for a quick bite to eat. In my billfold are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RGB for geeks with no girlfriends.</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Apr 2008 20:40:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<title>April Fools Day 2008 Pranks for geeks to understand</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/april-fools-day-2008-pranks-for-geeks-to-understand/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 12:28:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Some of you have noticed that we&#8217;ve added a new &#8220;Top category&#8221; for this April Fools Day, called &#8230; April Fools Day.
For all you funny nerd/geek types out there, the IT-related websites provided many reasons to laugh.
Here are the pranks:

1. GOOGLE is our champion this year, they had some pretty well built pranks and some [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Something for the guys</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Apr 2008 08:46:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[

Hot warrior
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		<title>Collection of graduation jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Apr 2008 10:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[This past fall semester, at Duke University, there were two sophomores who were taking Organic Chemistry and who did pretty well on all of the quizzes, midterms, labs, etc. Going into the final exam, they had solid &#8220;A&#8217;s.&#8221; These two friends were so confident going into the final that the weekend before finals week (even [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft will pay each American 1 million dollars to use Live Search</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/microsoft-will-pay-each-american-1-million-dollars-to-use-live-search/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:55:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[One million dollars each year for each person. To allow them to install a software that will make sure you do not use Google or any other search engine except Live Search.

That means 1 million dollars for every american &#8230; 300 million dollars? Wrong. 300,000,000,000,000 dollars.
Read the full article here and see how the math [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft and its Tech Support</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/microsoft-and-its-tech-support/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/microsoft-and-its-tech-support/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 07:09:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ A plain computer illiterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty.

Tech: What’s the problem?
User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply.
Tech: You’ll need a new power supply.
User: No, I don’t! I just need to change the startup files.
Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You’ll need to re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>T-Mobile sues Engadget Mobile over the use of the color magenta</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/t-mobile-sues-engadget-mobile-over-the-use-of-the-color-magenta/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/t-mobile-sues-engadget-mobile-over-the-use-of-the-color-magenta/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Engadget just received a letter from T-Mobile’s legal department (they point out their German legal department) requiring that they cease the use of the color purple in Engadget Mobile. This is very ironic since Engadget themselves underlined this whole color-trademark issue a while ago.

Engadget is already defending themselves by arguing that there can hardly be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Sleep while you fly - the new slogan at WestJet Airlines?</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/sleep-while-you-fly-the-new-slogan-at-westjet-airlines/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/sleep-while-you-fly-the-new-slogan-at-westjet-airlines/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:33:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[WestJet Airlines in Canada announced today (April Fools Day) that they offer sleeping cabins in their modern fleet of Boeing 737 &#8220;Next-Generation aircraft&#8221;. The fee is around twelve dollars. Probably US dollars.

&#8220;WestJet now offers scheduled service to 47 destinations, continuing on our strategy to be Canada&#8217;s favourite airline,&#8221; commented Bob Cummings, Executive Vice-President Guest Experience [...]]]></description>
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		<title>TechCrunch is suing Facebook for 25 mil. $ - Michael Arrington</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/techcrunc_is_suing_facebook/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/techcrunc_is_suing_facebook/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 22:16:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[The not-so-famous Michael Arrington (he says he is one of the 25 most influential people on the web, but we doubt it, since 10 people at Smilespedia are on the first 10 spots) says he is suing Facebook.
Facebook used his image to promote products (or some Facebook users did, not sure).
Here is the quote:
So we’ve [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Telegraph in the UK announced Flying penguins</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-telegraph-in-the-uk-announced-flying-penguins/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-telegraph-in-the-uk-announced-flying-penguins/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:31:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[
The BBC will today screen remarkable footage of penguins flying as part of its new natural history series, Miracles of Evolution.

Watch footage of the flying penguins
Camera crews discovered a colony of Adélie penguins while filming on King George Island, some 750 miles south of the Falkland Islands.


The full article here.
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		<title>The complete idiot&#8217;s guide to Virgle</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-complete-idiot-guide-to-virgle/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-complete-idiot-guide-to-virgle/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>

		<category><![CDATA[Virgle]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

Google and Virgin launched Virgle, the project to establish a permanent human presence (colony) on Mars.
We have all the informations you will ever need on Virgle right here.
Question: What is Virgle?
Answer: It&#8217;s an April Fools Day Hoax.
No more questions needed.
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		<title>ThePirateBay moved the servers. Again</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/thepiratebay-moved-the-servers-again/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/thepiratebay-moved-the-servers-again/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:01:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[After last year&#8217;s move to North Korea, this April Fools Day TPB decided to move to the desert of &#8220;Sinai in Egypt&#8221;.  
From The Pirate Bay:
In Sinai we&#8217;ve set up the systems with three redundant fibre links. Besides local connectivity in Egypt we also have connectivity to Saudi-Arabia and Israel. Jordan is quite close and we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Top 10 Worst April Fool&#8217;s Day Hoaxes Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-top-10-worst-april-fools-day-hoaxes-of-all-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-top-10-worst-april-fools-day-hoaxes-of-all-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:36:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[1: Hijinks of Hussein and Son
Saddam Hussein and his sons may have been ruthless, power-hungry dictators, but that didn&#8217;t stop them from trying to give the people of Iraq a good chuckle every April Fool&#8217;s Day. On April 1, 1998 the Babil newspaper, owned by Hussein&#8217;s son Uday, informed its readers that President Clinton had [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 10 April Fool&#8217;s Day Hoaxes Of All Time</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/top-10-april-fools-day-hoaxes-of-all-time/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/top-10-april-fools-day-hoaxes-of-all-time/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:33:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>neagoebt</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[ 1: The Swiss Spaghetti Harvest
The respected BBC news show Panorama announced that thanks to a very mild winter and the virtual elimination of the dreaded spaghetti weevil, Swiss farmers were enjoying a bumper spaghetti crop. It accompanied this announcement with footage of Swiss peasants pulling strands of spaghetti down from trees. Huge numbers of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 100 years plan to colonize Mars - Virgle (Virgin + Google)</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-100-years-plan-to-colonize-mars-virgle-virgin-google/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-100-years-plan-to-colonize-mars-virgle-virgin-google/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 07:02:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Today, April 1st (Fools Day) Google and Virgin launched Virgle, a 100 years plan to colonize Mars and establish a permanent human presence there.

Join our startup civilization

Here&#8217;s the Virgle Pioneer pitch: Things will get better. Eventually. Sure, the work will be hard, the broadband rates low, the commodes decidedly open source, and yes, your life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>gDay by Google - search the web of tomorrow, TODAY</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/gday-by-google-search-the-web-of-tomorrow-today/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/gday-by-google-search-the-web-of-tomorrow-today/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Apr 2008 06:41:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Victor</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Google Australia has introduced a new feature, enabling you to search content on the internet before it is created.
About gDay™ technology
The core technology that powers gDay™ is MATE™ (Machine Automated Temporal Extrapolation).
Using MATE’s™ machine learning and artificial intelligence techniques developed in Google’s Sydney offices, we can construct elements of the future.
Google spiders crawl publicly available [...]]]></description>
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