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		<title>Using images</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:39:41 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stupid people jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[How stupid can he be?]]></description>
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		<title>First year law student</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Lawyers Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I was driving on Beach Boulevard behind an ancient guy in a beat up truck.

He decides to turn in front of me without a blinker.
I accelerate to swerve and avoid him, and this, overaerobicized woman jumps in front of my car with her hand up.
She proceeds to yell in my window, &#8220;Hey, slow down you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You’re An EXTREME Redneck When</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 17:08:12 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Rednecks Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. You let your 14-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.

2. The Blue Book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas is in it.
3. You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. You think a woman who is “out of your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>No sex since 1955</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 16:38:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sex Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A crusty old Army Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.

“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drunk</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Nov 2009 09:18:31 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[drunk people jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man, whose level of drunkenness was bordering on the absurd, stood up to leave a bar and fell flat on his face.

&#8220;Maybe all I need is some fresh air,&#8221; thought the man as he crawled outside.
He tried to stand up again, but fell face first into the mud.
&#8220;Screw it,&#8221; he thought. &#8220;I&#8217;ll just crawl [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Geek love</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:37:09 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

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		<title>Mozambique Wildlife</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:36:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Province of Inhambane
Ministry of Fish and Wildlife
MOZAMBIQUE
WARNING

Due to the rising frequency of human-lion encounters, the Ministry of Fish and Wildlife, Inhambane Branch, Mozambique is advising hikers, hunters, fisherman and any motor-cyclists that use the out-of-doors in a recreational or work-related function to take extra precautions while in the bush.
We advise outdoorsmen to wear little noisy [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prayer</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Oct 2009 20:32:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny pictures]]></category>

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		<title>Caution</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 20:28:20 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Alligator mating season (via havingagas.com)


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		<title>Really Mean French Jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Oct 2009 08:10:28 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[France Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Paris Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. One, because he holds the bulb and all of Europe revolves around him
Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier?
A: Give him a rifle and ask him to shoot it.
Q: What&#8217;s the motto of the US Marine Corps?
A: Semper Fi (Always Faithful)
Q: [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Strange date ideas</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Oct 2009 20:37:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Relationships Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny date]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[IF YOU HAVE MORE, WE&#8217;RE READY TO ADD THEM TO THE LIST.
1. Go on a search for as many good climbing trees as possible, climb as high as you both can in all of them, compile photo evidence
2. Go to a major chain bookstore, and leave notes to future readers in copies of your favorite [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Planning your next vacation?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 15:46:30 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[travel]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Try Transylvania, Romania.

Arsenal Park &#8211; Full Presentation from Eduard Schneider on Vimeo.
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		<title>Progress</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/progress/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:38:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[USA Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny indian]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[indian progress]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[An old Indian chief reached his 105th birthday and was interviewed by a young history grad student. The student asked, &#8220;Chief Two Eagles, you  have observed the white man for more that 95 years.
You&#8217;ve seen his wars and his technological advances.
You&#8217;ve seen his progress, and the damage he&#8217;s done.&#8221;

The Chief nodded in agreement.
The student [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Proverbial sayings from a kids perspective</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:23:36 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Kids Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny children quotes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[proverbs as children see them]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs.  She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.



Better to be safe than__
- punch a 5th grader


Strike while the__
- bug is close


It&#8217;s always darkest before__
- Daylight Savings Time


Never underestimate the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Batman</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Oct 2009 15:03:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Funny site added</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/funny-site-added/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Oct 2009 11:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Websites]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[As our friends network is growing every day, we present the newest addition to the sidebar funny links on Smilespedia:
EatLiver &#8211; Crazy pictures of insane internet


So if you also want to take a look over a funny site, just pay a visit to our new pal.
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		<title>Carved Pumpkins</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/pumpin-funny-carving/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/pumpin-funny-carving/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:39:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Photo of the Day]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny images]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pumpins for halloween]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[









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		<title>Follow us on Twitter</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/follow-us-on-twitter/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Oct 2009 17:27:47 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Twitter]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We&#8217;ve decided to create a Twitter account, to keep up with the rest of the web.
You will notice the cute &#8220;Follow me on Twitter&#8221; logo in our header starting today.
We&#8217;ll use Twitter to keep you guys updated every time we post a new funny article on smilespedia.com and, every once and a while, we&#8217;ll post [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Phrases used to improve your Resume</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:09:56 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jobs Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[allergies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Job Objectives]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[job responsibilities]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jobs]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[meteorologist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Midwest]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rabid typist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[resume]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB:

Responsibility makes me nervous.
They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn&#8217;t work under those conditions.
Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.
I was working for my mom until she decided to move.
The company made me a scapegoat &#8211; just [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Shortest Books ever written</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/shortest-books-ever-written/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 22:01:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[America]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bill Clinton]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jerry Garcia]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[John Paul II]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Puerto Rico]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[short book]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[United States]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[War Heroes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1000 Years of German Humor
The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
Italian War Heroes

Who&#8217;s who in Puerto Rico
Egyptian Battle Tactics
The Jewish Book of Business Ethics
The Australian Book of Foreplay
The Book of Motivated Postal Workers (Canadian edition) (U.S.edition)
The Vatican List of Celibate Priests
Americans&#8217; Guide to Etiquette
The World Guide to Good American Beer
Wars Won by America this Century
Royal Family&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Build a Great Resume and pass a Job Interview</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:49:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Jobs Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Alternative Hygiene Researcher]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Consumer Broadcasting Specialist]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Coordinator]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Hunter]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Journalism Representative]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Maine]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Washington]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Part 1 &#8211; The Resume
Your resume is a crucial document that summarizes the essence of your being to a potential employer. You must grab a personnel director&#8217;s attention with your sheer, overpowering wonderfulness, or your vitae will wind up lining the bottom of her parakeet&#8217;s cage. Write a boring resume and you might as well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Statistics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Oct 2009 21:47:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Statistics]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[absorptive food product]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Alzheimer's]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bread]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cancer]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[food item]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[influenza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[osteoporosis]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Parkinson's disease]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Typhoid]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yellow fever]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The next time you see some statistics, remember these facts about bread:

1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users.
2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread-consuming households score below average on standardized tests.
3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Listening Pigs</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:16:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Viral Videos]]></category>
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		<title>31 things you should have seen online by now (Guaranteed to laugh)</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/31-things-you-should-have-seen-online-by-now/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/31-things-you-should-have-seen-online-by-now/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 21:44:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unless you&#8217;ve been living on another planet or you have no electricity.

Baby break dance

Apple Ad &#8211; Drunk Jeff Goldblum

Scarlet takes a tumble


Gay Mount Everest

Afro Ninja

Cop Shoots himself in the leg

Tron Guy

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Laughing Baby

I&#8217;M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH

Numa numa

Peanunt butter jelly time

Star Wars George Lucas in love

Yatta

Star Wars Kid

Bubb rubb

Dramatic Chipmunk

GI Joe

Skateboarding Dog

All Your Base Are [...]]]></description>
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		<title>5 Funny Videos (I) [Smilespedia]</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/5-funny-videos-i-smilespedia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/5-funny-videos-i-smilespedia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 11:38:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Viral Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[internet user]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here are 5 classic funny videos every internet user should see:
Grape lady falls

Charlie bit my finger and it hurts!

Chocolate rain

Charlie The Unicorn

Diet Coke + Mentos

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		<title>Mark Twain Quotes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Sep 2009 05:50:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[History does not repeat itself, but it rhymes.
If voting made any difference they wouldn&#8217;t let us do it.

If you don&#8217;t read the newspaper, you are uninformed; if you do read the
newspaper, you are misinformed.
Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who
are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean [...]]]></description>
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		<title>For the grandkids</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:59:06 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Kids Jokes]]></category>

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		<title>Iphone vs. Rock [Smilespedia]</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/iphone-vs-rock-smilespedia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 10:16:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[iphone]]></category>
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		<title>How to pickup women? The ultimate advice. [Smilespedia]</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/how-to-pickup-women-the-ultimate-advice-smilespedia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:46:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Relationships Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Women Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Women]]></category>

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		<title>Coca Cola vs. Pepsi Logo Wars 1885 &#8211; 2009 [Smilespedia]</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/coca-cola-vs-pepsi-logo-wars-1885-2009-smilespedia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/coca-cola-vs-pepsi-logo-wars-1885-2009-smilespedia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 09:36:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Coca Cola Logo]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Logo History]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[logos]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Pepsi Logo]]></category>

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		<title>The Rabbit</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-rabbit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 16:12:11 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funniest Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and has each of them try to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bureaucracy lives forever &#8211; [Smilespedia]</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/bureaucracy-lives-forever-smilespedia/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/bureaucracy-lives-forever-smilespedia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:53:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[funny raiload]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That&#8217;s an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used? Because that&#8217;s the way they built them in England, and the US railroads were built by English expatriates.

Why did the English people build them like that? Because the first rail lines [...]]]></description>
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		<title>10 Oldest Jokes in the World</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/10-oldest-jokes-in-the-world/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 15:48:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A recent study compiled the 10 Oldest Jokes in the World, dating back to 1900 BC.

1. Something which has never occurred since time immemorial: a young woman did not fart in her husband&#8217;s lap. (1900 BC – 1600 BC Sumerian Proverb Collection 1.12-1.13)
2. How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Walmart Job Application &#8211; 75 year old</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/walmart-job-application-75-year-old/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/walmart-job-application-75-year-old/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Sep 2009 11:33:15 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Job Applicants Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas. They hired him!!! 
NAME: Jack Buckley   (Grumpy ***)
SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate)
DESIRED POSITION:  Company’s President or Vice President.  But seriously, whatever’s available.  If I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is that what heaven is really like?</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/is-that-what-heaven-is-really-like/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/is-that-what-heaven-is-really-like/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:31:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation. They vowed that if either died, the other one remaining would try to contact the partner in the other world exactly 100 days after their death.
Unfortunately, a few weeks later, the young man died in a car wreck. True to her word, his sweetheart [...]]]></description>
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		<title>0 to 200 in 6 seconds</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/0-to-200-in-6-seconds/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Aug 2009 10:21:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.
She told him &#8220;Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!&#8221;
The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Universal Chat Buddy List</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/universal-chat-buddy-list/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 18:12:17 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Where can I download Photoshop?</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/where-can-i-download-photoshop/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Jul 2009 15:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Photoshop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Yahoo Answers]]></category>

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		<title>Army Interview</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/army-interview/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Jul 2009 07:56:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Military Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Regardless of your political leaning, this is just plain funny&#8230;
Note: This is an exact replication of a National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster, and US Army General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.
FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things famous or unknown people said about women</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/things-famous-or-unknown-people-said-about-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Jul 2009 15:54:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ~ Unknown

A woman can say more in a sigh than a man can say in a sermon. ~Arnold Haultain
Every woman is wrong until she cries, and then she is right – instantly. ~Sam Slick [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Funny France Quotes I</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/funny-france-quotes-i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Jul 2009 00:42:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[aging actress]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;France is the most civilized country in the world and doesn’t care who knows it.&#8221; —John Gunther

&#8220;France is a nation devoted to the false hypothesis on which it then builds marvelously logical structures.&#8221; —Gore Vidal
&#8220;How can anyone govern a nation that has 240 different kinds of cheese?&#8221; —Charles de Gaulle
&#8220;Dogs smoke in France.&#8221; —Ozzy Osbourne
&#8220;We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>French Jokes I</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy 14th of July, France
Q: How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?
A: Nobody knows, it&#8217;s never been tried.

Q. Why don&#8217;t they have fireworks at Euro Disney?
A. Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.
Q. Why did the French plant trees along the Champs Elysees?
A. So the Germans could march [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Application to live in Alabama</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 22:02:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[                           STATE OF ALABAMA
                         RESIDENCY [...]]]></description>
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		<title>UK vs USA</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:52:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Graduation Tshirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 11 Jul 2009 18:35:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>She is smoking hot, can&#8217;t blame them</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 19:10:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Top 100 funniest one-liners</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Jul 2009 08:42:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1 I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn&#8217;t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2 Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
3 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>About the Afterlife</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Jul 2009 11:08:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[


Via Fredo and Pidjin, two evil pigeons, one world to destroy.
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		<title>With my teacher</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 12:02:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A 13 year old boy came home all happy. His mom asked, &#8220;what did you do at school today hunny?&#8221;
&#8220;Oh i had sex with my teacher,&#8221; he said calmly.
The mother began to scream and yell and sent him to his room till his father got home. When the father came home the mother said distroutly [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crystal Defanti education joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:58:34 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Crystal Defanti cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny&#8217;s propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally, towards the end of the lesson, Crystal asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, &#8220;I saw [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Crystal Defanti Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Jul 2009 11:52:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three couples marry and stay  at the same hotel for their honeymoons, where they are taken care of by Dave the bellboy.
The first man married a nurse. Dave thinks to himself, &#8220;Nurses are known to be hot to trot.&#8221;
The second man married a telephone operator. Dave thinks to himself, &#8220;Telephone operators have sexy voices.&#8221;
The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Janet Jackson Jokes &#8211; Breast and show -</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Earlier today, Janet Jackson&#8217;s right breast came out, saw its shadow, six more weeks of winter.&#8221; —Jay Leno
&#8220;Janet Jackson was doing a duet with Justin Timberlake when at the end, he ripped off part of her top, exposing one of her breasts. Kind of ironic, for once, a Jackson getting molested.&#8221; —Jay Leno
&#8220;The chairman of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top 20 Michael Jackson songs with videos and lyrics</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Top 20 Michael Jackson songs, along with videos and lyrics for each song.

“Billie Jean”
“Thriller”
“Beat It”
“Don’t Stop Til You Get Enough”
“Wanna Be Startin’ Something”
“Bad”
“P.Y.T. (Pretty Young Thing)”
“Man In The Mirror”
“Smooth Criminal”
“The Way You Make Me Feel”
“Black or White”
“Remember The Time”
“Rock With You”
“Scream”
“Will You Be There”
“Shake Your Body (To The Ground)”
“They Don’t Care About Us”
“Heal The World”
“You [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Newest Michael Jackson Joke</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 18:53:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Michael Jackson Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An important cinema star died and reached the Eden Gates.
St. Peter recognized her and, for all the good things she had done in her life, he decided to give her one chance for a last wish.

&#8220;I wish that all the children in the world were safe and happy!&#8221;, said the lady.
And the next day, Michael [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Presidential Stand-up comedy</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/presidential-stand-up-comedy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 18:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Barack Obama Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A very funny speech, by Barack Obama.
He is a funny guy, would have made millions in show business.

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		<title>Bangher</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/bangher/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/bangher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 17:21:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Evolution</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/evolution/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/evolution/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:04:04 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
Everyone, remember this is a humor website.
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		<title>What losing a war means</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/what-losing-a-war-means/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/what-losing-a-war-means/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Jun 2009 08:18:34 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Air travel Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Pan Am 727 flight, waiting for start clearance in Munich, overheard             the following:
Lufthansa (in German): &#8220;Ground, what is our start             clearance time?&#8221;
Ground (in English): &#8220;If you want an answer you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Letter of a Farm Kid from Bootcamp</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/the-letter-of-a-farm-kid-from-bootcamp/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:10:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Rednecks Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[LETTER FROM A FARM KID, NOW AT SAN DIEGO MARINE CORPS RECRUIT DEPOT
Dear Ma and Pa:
I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Girlspeak To English Dictionary</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/girlspeak-to-english-dictionary/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/girlspeak-to-english-dictionary/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:35:45 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Lists]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[She says                               = English 
1.  We need =                  [...]]]></description>
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		<title>On men and women</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/on-men-and-women/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/on-men-and-women/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:32:46 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[bald head]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: How many men does it take to open a beer?
A: None. It should be opened when she brings it.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;-! &#8211;
Q: Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can&#8217;t even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;
Q: Why [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whole life explained with 4 bottles.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:19:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Points of View</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/points-of-view-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:18:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Antigravity was discovered</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/antigravity-was-discovered/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 12:00:33 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Kittens]]></category>
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		<title>Why you should be nice to women drivers.</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/why-you-should-be-nice-to-women-drivers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:56:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Women Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing him to have to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and &#8220;flipped&#8221; the woman off.
&#8220;Man, that guy is stupid,&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cool email signatures</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Jun 2009 11:31:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[artificial intelligence]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.	Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
2.	I.R.S.: We&#8217;ve got what it takes to take what you&#8217;ve got!
3.	We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
4.	Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.
5.	The secret of the universe is @*&#038;^^^ NO CARRIER
6.	Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
7.	I&#8217;m not [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Queen and Diana Go For a Ride</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:53:21 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Princess Diana Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Queen and Princess Di are out for a Sunday drive.  They are pulled over by bandits who demand their jewelry.  When they see they aren&#8217;t wearing any, the bandits just take their Bentley and drive off.

As the Queen and Di are walking back to Buckingham Palace, the Queen says, &#8220;Diana, dear thing, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Learn Latin today &#8211; tutorial.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Jun 2009 09:48:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[Emperor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Did you know Latin is the original language in of the State of Vatican?
If you ever thought about becoming the Pope, you should start learning Latin.

Here are some usefull phrases:
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It&#8217;s not the heat, it&#8217;s the humidity.
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Questions from Disoriented Christians</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 20:14:08 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord &#8211; Lev.1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Whack a Cat Game &#8211; with Real Live cats.</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/whack-a-cat-game-with-real-live-cats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 18:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>What the Swine Flu does</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jun 2009 17:57:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Swine Flu]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Earring</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/earring/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/earring/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 17:41:13 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[co-worker]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring.

This man knows his co-worker to be a somewhat conservative fellow, so naturally he&#8217;s curious about the sudden change in fashion sense. The man walks up to his co-worker and says, &#8220;I didn&#8217;t know you were into earrings.&#8221;
&#8220;Don&#8217;t make [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A quiet Round of Golf</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 17:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[severe concussion]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A man staggered into the casualty department of a hospital, he had severe concussion, two black eyes, multiple bruising and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally, the doctor asked him &#8220;What happened to you?&#8221;
The man managed to croak&#8230;&#8221;Well, my wife and I were having a quiet round of golf, we were playing the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Short marriage jokes</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 May 2009 17:10:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Marriage Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Getting married is very much like going to a continental restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.

*
Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his bachelor&#8217;s degree and the woman gets her master&#8217;s.
*
Marriage Seminar
While attending a Marriage Seminar [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Squirl detective</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/funny-squirl-detective/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 May 2009 15:23:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[detective]]></category>
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		<title>SMS vs Morse Code</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/sms-vs-morse-code/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 May 2009 20:03:11 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Real Stuff]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny competition]]></category>
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		<title>What culture was more important to humanity? Greeks or Romans?</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/what-culture-was-more-important-to-humanity-greeks-or-romans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 11:15:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Italy Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[the Parthenon]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A Greek and an Italian were drinking coffee one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, &#8220;Well, we have the Parthenon&#8221;.
Arching his eyebrows the Italian replies, &#8220;We have the Coliseum.&#8221;
The Greek retorts, &#8220;We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.&#8221; The Italian, nodding in agreement, says, &#8220;But we built the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What&#8217;s with all the lolcats</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 11:05:11 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Kittens]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Where do lolcats come from?



A Fredo and Pidjin episode.
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		<title>From Grandma with love</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 10:56:38 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Aggies Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Grandson,
The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a &#8220;Honk if you love Jesus&#8221; bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting. So I bought the sticker and put it on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Easy And Quick Mac Upgrade [HowTo]</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/easy-and-quick-mac-upgrade-howto/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/easy-and-quick-mac-upgrade-howto/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 10:27:02 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Computers Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>And that&#8217;s how the fight started (with my wife)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 10:19:55 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1.
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…
2.
My wife and I are watching “Who Wants To Be A Millionaire” while we were in bed.. I turned to her and said, “Do you want to have sex?”
“No,” she answered.
I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Prison Break Reloaded</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 10:08:08 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[

 

 
 
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		<title>HDTV</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/hdtv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 May 2009 09:47:14 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[HDTV]]></category>

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		<title>Europe Explained</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 May 2009 08:59:42 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Europe Jokes]]></category>
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		<title>French Insecurity</title>
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		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/french-insecurity/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Apr 2009 15:20:01 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[France Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
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		<title>Tickle</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/tickle-viral-video/</link>
		<comments>http://www.smilespedia.com/tickle-viral-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 22 Apr 2009 06:21:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Viral Videos]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny amimals]]></category>

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		<title>Aunt Kwan advice</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Apr 2009 11:17:08 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[IM Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#60;Aunt_Kwan&#62; If you
&#60;Aunt_Kwan&#62; press enter
&#60;Aunt_Kwan&#62; before done with a sentance
&#60;Aunt_Kwan&#62; it makes you
&#60;Aunt_Kwan&#62; look like you
&#60;Aunt_Kwan&#62; have asthma.
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		<title>Embarrassing Medical Exams</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:13:05 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Doctors Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. A man comes into the ER and yells, ‘My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab!’ I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady’s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly, I noticed that there were several cabs — and I was in the wrong one.

Submitted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>KFC agent</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Apr 2009 07:05:16 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Animals Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
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		<title>Nine Words Women Use</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2009 20:46:37 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Relationships Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Mr. Right Rejection Form Letter</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Men Jokes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear (____rejectee&#8217;s name           here____ ), 

I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further           contention as my Mr. Right. 
As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough    [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How To Make Women Happy&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Funny Lists]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[dancer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[How To Make Women Happy&#8230;
The Point System
(advice according to women)

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don&#8217;t get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that&#8217;s the way the game is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Extreme Undoing</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/extreme-undoing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Mar 2009 10:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Computers Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[

Gmail has undo.
by    Geekandpoke
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		<title>Talking parrot</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/talking-parrot-3/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:08:23 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Sex Jokes]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A honeymooning couple had purchased a talking parrot and taken it to their room, where much to the groom&#8217;s annoyance, the bird kept up a running commentary on their love-making.

Finally the groom threw a large towel over the cage and threatened to give the parrot to the zoo if he didn&#8217;t quit it.
The next morning, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What else?</title>
		<link>http://www.smilespedia.com/what-else/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 10:06:26 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Dumb People Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Religion Jokes]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[naturaldisaster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rescue worker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutly religious woman lived in this town when the flood hit, and she sat down to wait for God to save her.

When the first rescue boat came in the worker called for her to come out but [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Seamless Collaborative Guy Lie</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:51:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Friendship, Men vs. Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:45:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Friendship Among Women:
A woman didn&#8217;t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend&#8217;s house. The man called his wife&#8217;s 10 best friends. Not one of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Among Men:
A man didn&#8217;t come home one night. The next day he told his [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How much for a ride to the airport?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:44:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round-trip ticket. If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home.

So he went out to the front of the casino where [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Dinner Party</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 09:38:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A wife and her husband were having a dinner party. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn&#8217;t have any snails for this dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket she [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Two men and a woman on an island</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Mar 2009 19:35:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:

1. two Italian men and one Italian woman
2. two French men and one French woman
3. two German men and one German woman
4. two Greek men and one Greek woman
5. two English men and one English woman
6. two Bulgarian men [...]]]></description>
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