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Switzerland Jokes


Switzerland, also known as Neutralland, Sweden or Swaziland, is a mountainous region created in the early 13th century, in order to contain the Swiss. From this point on, the insatiable Swiss desire for idyll building (idyllification) led to the creation of a nation remarkable for its efficient transport networks, orderly villages, and almost unremitting dullness.

Originally known as swiss roll land its national Swiss guard, dressed in the national colours of sponge yellow and plum jam purple attempted to annex Arctic Roll land in the seventeenth century. They were of course kept at bay by the noble efforts of Captain Scott and a large pot of chocolate sauce.

Originally, Switzerland is located south of Germany, bordering France, Italy, Australia and Liechtenstein. Switzerland annexed Czechia in 1990 because the country got too cramped and stuff is cheaper in eastern Europe, although most Swiss are known to have billions of dollars in the bank. But still, you can’t beat a jar of RøøľЖmööps for 2.34 Alps. “Swiss” is also known to contain all the culture that most people attribute to France.

April Fools Day Hoax.

On April 1, 1957 the British news show Panorama broadcast a three-minute segment about a bumper spaghetti harvest in southern Switzerland. The success of the crop was attributed both to an unusually mild winter and to the virtual disappearance of the spaghetti weevil. The audience heard Richard Dimbleby, the shows highly respected anchor, discussing the details of the spaghetti crop as they watched video footage of a Swiss family pulling pasta off spaghetti trees and placing it into baskets. The segment concluded with the assurance that, For those who love this dish, theres nothing like real, home-grown spaghetti.

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