Celebrities make us feel good, most of the time. Actors, politicians (ok, not all of them), business men, musicians, football players, you name it …
In this category, the joke is on them. Enjoy
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An important cinema star died and reached the Eden Gates.
St. Peter recognized her and, for all the good things she had done in her life, he decided to give her one chance for a last wish.
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A very funny speech, by Barack Obama.
He is a funny guy, would have made millions in show business.
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The Queen and Princess Di are out for a Sunday drive. They are pulled over by bandits who demand their jewelry. When they see they aren’t wearing any, the bandits just take their Bentley and drive off.
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1) Three women – a German, a Jew and a polack – all gave birth to seven pound baby boys at the same time. The nurses got the babies mixed up somehow and couldn’t tell which baby belonged to which mother.
After an hour of mass confusion the father of the German baby decided he would settle the problem. He walked into the nursery and lined up the three infants in a row. He then clicked his heels, raised his arm in a salute and shouted, “Heil Hitler!” Read More…
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There was a boy who had to use an outhouse and he hated it sooo bad. One day it started to rain really hard and it got the bank all slippery and wet so he decided to push it off. He did it and later that night his father asked him if he pushed off the outhouse.
Son: “Yes.”
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# Associate yourself with men of good quality if you esteem your own reputation for ’tis better to be alone than in bad company.
George Washington Read More…
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Talk about a bad analyst … or a bad rehab ..
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If you were wondering how many members of the Republican Party does it take to replace a light bulb, we have te answer for you right here:
TEN:
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1. If you are his friend, be careful. Smifs shouts can cause your wellness to drop by 5 points. And that is if he’s in a cheery mood…
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McCain kept talking about how he could help this man. If McCain really wants to help this guy, you now what he should do? Just have him re-pipe all of McCain’s houses. That would be a job for life.” –Jay Leno, on Joe the Plumber
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Early one morning during the Presidential Campaign, John McCain heard a knock on his front door. He opened the door to find a high-school-age girl wearing a “Vote for McCain” t-shirt.
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Obama wins Presidential Election and what are the first words out of Michelle Obama’s mouth?
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A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans. Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for little Johnny. The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different.
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