Mexican is at border
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”
The Estados Unidos Mexicanos, more commonly known to non Mexican speakers as Mexico, is a nation located beneath the far superior United States.
Commonly known for being that rampant world of corruption and drunkeness, laziness and unending fiestas, Mexico is the leading provider of cheap human labor. Mexico struggles to find its role in a new and strange globalised economy, where selling tequila to underage gringos who hop over the border just doesn’t make the ends meet anymore.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says “Sorry, you know the law, you’ve got to go back across the border right now.”
An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says ” We’re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive”
Cracking an international market is a goal of most growing corporations. It shouldn’t be that hard, yet even the big multi-nationals run into trouble because of language and cultural differences. For example, observe the following examples below.
Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your whipping?”
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