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The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

1. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

2. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

3. Press any key except… no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! Read More…

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The Great Writer

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

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If Microsoft was in Georgia

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How things would be different if Microsoft were headquartered in Georgia:

1. Their #1 product would be Microsoft Winders

2. Instead of an hourglass icon you’d get an empty beer bottle

3. Dialog boxes would give you the choice of “Ahh-ight” or “Naw”

4. Instead of “Ta-Da!”, the opening sound would be Dueling Banjos Read More…

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Error Messages for Windows Vista

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The following are new Error Messages planned for Windows Vista:

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

4) Press any key… no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

5) Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. Read More…

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