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Number one thing

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“If you’re going to work here young man, ” said the boss, “the number two thing you must learn is that we are very keen on cleanliness in this firm.” “Did you wipe your feet on the mat as you came in?” “Oh, yes, sir.” responded the young man. “And another thing the number one thing we are very keen on is truthfulness. There is no mat.” said the boss.

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Posted in Business, Dumb People Jokes, Employers, How To at April 22nd, 2008. No Comments.

The Laws Of Work

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* If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
* A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
* Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
* It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done
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Posted in Business, How To, Jobs, Lists at February 28th, 2008. No Comments.

Business one-liners 25

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Everybody should believe in something, I believe I’ll have another beer.

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Posted in Business at February 22nd, 2008. No Comments.