Probably the best bar in the world
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
A Scotsman, American, and an Irishman are in a bar.
They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place.
A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your name and address?”
Tell a FriendO’Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.
Tell a FriendThree Englishmen were in a bar and spotted an Irishman. So, one of the Englishmen walked over to the Irishman, tapped him on the shoulder, and said, “Hey, I hear your St. Patrick was a drunken loser.”
Tell a Friend1 Three kids come down to the kitchen and sit around the breakfast table. The mother asks the oldest boy what hed like to eat. “Ill have some fuckin French toast,” he says. The mother is outraged at his language, hits him, and sends him upstairs. She asks the middle child what he wants. “Well, I guess that leaves more fuckin French toast for me,” he says. She is livid, smacks him, and sends him away. Finally she asks the youngest son what he wants for breakfast. “I dont know,” he says meekly, “but I definitely dont want the fuckin French toast.” Read More…
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