How to talk native SOUTHERN in one easy lesson
Aig - What a hen lays

Aints - He’s got aints in his paints

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Twenty-one reasons why English is hard to learn.

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

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There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine in pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England or French fries in France. Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren’t sweet, are meat. We take English for granted. But if we explore its paradoxes, we find that quicksand can work slowly, boxing rings are square, and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

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