The Life Of an Egg

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So you think your life is bad…

Just think how bad the life of an egg is…

You only get laid once

You only get eaten once

It takes 4 minutes to get hard and

2 minutes to get soft

You have to share a box with

11 other guys

And the only chick that ever sat on

your face was your mother

Now don’t you feel better?

Hell no!

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Posted in Sex Jokes at October 14th, 2007. Trackback URI: trackback

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