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The 100 years plan to colonize Mars – Virgle (Virgin + Google)




Today, April 1st (Fools Day) Google and Virgin launched Virgle, a 100 years plan to colonize Mars and establish a permanent human presence there.

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Here’s the Virgle Pioneer pitch: Things will get better. Eventually. Sure, the work will be hard, the broadband rates low, the commodes decidedly open source, and yes, your life might be extinguished in a fiery instant of catastrophic technological malfunction. But your enriched descendants will appreciate your sacrifice, which should render worthwhile your choice to spend the rest of your (perhaps radically foreshortened) life in deprivation and uncertainty.

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The question is, do you want to join us?

Ever yearned to journey to the stars? You can learn how to become a Virgle Pioneer, test your Pioneering potential, or join the Mission Control community that will help develop the 100 Year Plan we’ve outlined here.

This is the most complex Fools Day Hoax we’ve seen today, but we’ll be on the lookout for more and keep you posted.

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