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Some Good News and Some Bad News

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A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded in battle.

Waking up from the anesthesia he sees his doctor standing at his bedside. “So tell me Doc, what did you do to me?”

The doctor says, “Son, we have some good news and some bad news.”

“Yeah, what?” replies the patient.

“Well the good news is that we were able to save your private parts.”

“Yes, that is good news Doc, but what about the bad news?”

“We put them under your pillow!”

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Posted in Medical at October 13th, 2007. Trackback URI: trackback

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