Shorties

My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won’t pay.

My buyer told me that he lived in the same house for 10 years. When I checked, I found out he’d still be there today if the Governor hadn’t pardoned him.

The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.

Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.

My buyers want a new home on the outskirts—of their income, that is.