IN CASE YOU DIDN’T KNOW: Some claim Ron Paul supporters spam online polls, but the truth is they all have the same I.P. address because… Hey! LOOK kittens!

Q: Why doesn’t Ron Paul ever turn off the lights?
A: That kind of on-again / off-again policy is against his principles.

Q: Why does Ron Paul support the Constitution?
A: He remembers when it was signed.

FACT: To a Ron Paul supporter the first 10 amendments to the U.S. Constitution are collectively known as the Bill of Wrongs!

FACT: Never trust a man with two first names.

FACT: Only one man throughout history has ever gotten more respect than Ron Paul. Rodney Dangerfield.

Knock Knock? Who’s There? Ron. Ron Who? Exactly.

Q: How do you know you are in a room with a Ron Paul Supporter?
A: He’ll tell you. (Ok, this one is everywhere)

Q: What will former Vice President Dick Cheney say to President Elect Ron Paul when he bumps into him at the Inauguration Ball?
A: Pardon me