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Quiz For My Smart Friends




This is a quiz to see if you should be considered a ‘professional smart person’ by your friends. You can scroll down for answers. There are 4 questions. They are not that difficult.

1)How do you put an elephant into a refridgerator? *

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Answer: Open the door, put in the elephant, and close the door.

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2)How do you put a giraffe into a refridgerator? *

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Answer: Open the door, take out the elephant, put in the giraffe, and close the door.

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3)The animals are having an animal meeting. All the animals attend except for one. Which one does not attend? *

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Answer:The giraffe. The giraffe is in the refridgerator.

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4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it? *

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Answer:You swim across. All of the animals are attending the animal meeting.

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One Response to “Quiz For My Smart Friends”

  1. November 30th, 2008 at 5:33 pm #Brian

    4)You must cross a crocodile-infested river. How do you manage it?

    It wont be crocodile-infested without any crocodiles.. Apart from that very funny.

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