A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb.
| Better to be safe than__ | - punch a 5th grader |
| Strike while the__ | - bug is close |
| It’s always darkest before__ | - Daylight Savings Time |
| Never underestimate the power of__ | - termites |
| You can lead a horse to water but__ | - how? |
| Don’t bite the hand that__ | - looks dirty |
| No news is__ | - impossible |
| A miss is as good as a__ | - Mr. |
| You can’t teach an old dog new__ | - math |
| If you lie down with dogs, you’ll__ | - stink in the morning |
| Love all, trust__ | - me |
| The pen is mightier than the__ | - pigs |
| An idle mind is__ | - the best way to relax |
| Where there’s smoke there’s__ | - pollution |
| Happy the bride who__ | - gets all the presents |
| A penny saved is__ | - not much |
| Two’s company, three’s__ | - the Musketeers |
| Don’t put off until tomorrow what__ | - you put on to go to bed |
| Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and__ | - you have to blow your nose |
| Children should be seen and not__ | - spanked or grounded |
| If at first you don’t succeed__ | - get new batteries |
| You get out of something what you__ | - see pictured on the box |
| When the blind leadeth the blind__ | - get out of the way |
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