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Loading ...Officer: Miss Hilton, this is a 65 MPH highway. Why are you going so slowly?
Paris: 65? All the signs I saw said 22.
Officer: Thats not the speed limit, maam. thats the name of the highway youre on.
Paris: Oh! Silly sexy me! Thanks for letting me know. Ill be more careful from now on.
Officer: Excuse me, but is that Britney Spears? And is that Lindsay Lohan?
Paris: Yes, were just taking a trip in one of my new SUVs. We havent really been drinking that much or anything.
Officer: You girls alright? You look pretty shaken up.
Paris: Oh, well thats probably because we just got off that mountain road, Highway 129.
Posted in Blonde Jokes, Britney Spears Jokes, Lindsay Lohan Jokes, Paris Hilton Jokes, Police at January 19th, 2008. Trackback URI: trackback
