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Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day, at a very smart jeweller’s shop in Hatton Garden, London.

The jeweller inquired, ‘Would you like your girlfriend’s name engraved on it?’

Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, ‘No, instead engrave ‘To my one and only love’.’
The jeweller smiled and said, ‘Yes, sir; how very romantic of you.’

Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, ‘Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again.’


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2 Responses to “My One and Only”

  1. October 21st, 2009 at 3:54 pm #Bonny

    lollllllolololololololoolol

  2. November 24th, 2009 at 8:34 am #ilovemyskater

    wow
    that was haliorious.. im gonna do that to my bf this valtines day

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