Murphy’s Loophole Laws

1) Any company’s Articles of Incorporation, no matter how long or how meticulously they were assembled, will contain at least one loophole.

2) The loophole will be enough and just enough for any ingenious person to crawl through.

3) Any amendment aimed to eliminate a loophole in the Articles of Incorporation will breed new loopholes…

4)…and completely won’t destroy the old one …

5)The most widespread and dangerous kinds of loopholes are clauses that can be understood too literally.