How to speak about women and be politically correct

1 She is not a “BABE” or a “CHICK” - She is a “BREASTED AMERICAN.”

2. She is not “EASY” - She is “HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.”

3. She is not a “DUMB BLOND” - She is a “LIGHT-HAIRED DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION
SUPERHIGHWAY.”

4. She has not “BEEN AROUND” - She is a “PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED COMPANION.”

5 . She does not “NAG” you - She becomes “VERBALLY REPETITIVE.”

6. She is not a “TWO-BIT HOOKER” - She is a “LOW COST PROVIDER.”