How to speak about men and be politically correct

1. He does not have a “BEER GUT” - He has developed a “LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE
FACILITY.”

2. He is not a “BAD DANCER” - He is “OVERLY CAUCASIAN.”

3. He does not “GET LOST ALL THE TIME” - He “INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE
DESTINATIONS.”

4. He is not “BALDING” - He is in “FOLLICLE REGRESSION.”

5. He does not act like a “TOTAL ASS” - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL
INVERSION.”

6. It’s not his “CRACK” you see hanging out of his pants - It’s “REAR CLEAVAGE.”