- Raising a teenager is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
- Wrinkles don’t hurt.
- Families are like fudge, mostly sweet, with a few nuts.
- Today’s mighty oak is just yesterday’s nut that held its ground.
- Laughing is good exercise. It’s like jogging on the inside.
- Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the joy
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