gDay by Google - search the web of tomorrow, TODAY

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Google Australia has introduced a new feature, enabling you to search content on the internet before it is created.

About gDay™ technology

The core technology that powers gDay™ is MATE™ (Machine Automated Temporal Extrapolation).

Using MATE’s™ machine learning and artificial intelligence techniques developed in Google’s Sydney offices, we can construct elements of the future.

Google spiders crawl publicly available web information and our index of historic, cached web content. Using a mashup of numerous factors such as recurrence plots, fuzzy measure analysis, online betting odds and the weather forecast from the iGoogle weather gadget, we can create a sophisticated model of what the internet will look like 24 hours from now.

We can use this technique to predict almost anything on the web – tomorrow’s share price movements, sports results or news events. Plus, using language regression analysis, Google can even predict the actual wording of blogs and newspaper columns, 24 hours before they’re written!

To rank these future pages in order of relevance, gDay™ uses a statistical extrapolation of a page’s future PageRank, called SageRank.

Testimonials:

“Wow, I just put a grand on number 7 in the 4th at Flemington tomorrow and bought my girlfriend a gift with the money I’m going to collect tomorrow. Thanks Google!” Daryl, Victoria

“This is awesome. I can now check the questions ahead of time and impress my girlfriend by knowing all the answers to ‘Are you Smarter than a 5th Grader?’“ Wazza, Qld

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One Response to “gDay by Google - search the web of tomorrow, TODAY”

  1. April 1st, 2008 at 2:00 am #neagoebt

    :)))) this is… :))))

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