Actual UNIX commands and responses…
% make love
Make: Don’t know how to make love. Stop.
% got a light?
No match.
% sleep with me
bad character
% man: Why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% rm God
rm: God nonexistent
% make ‘heads or tails of all this’
Make: Don’t know how to make heads or tails of all this. Stop.
% make sense
Make: Don’t know how to make sense. Stop.
% make mistake
Make: Don’t know how to make mistake. Stop.
% make bottle.open
Make: Don’t know how to make bottle.open. Stop.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% make light
Make: Don’t know how to make light. Stop.
% date me
You are not superuser: date not set
% man rear
No manual entry for rear.
% [Where is Chandra Levy?
Missing ]
% “How does Gary Condit rate as a liar?
Unmatched ”
% If I had a ) for every dollar Reagan spent, what would I have?
Too many )’s.
% * How would you describe Bill Clinton
*: Ambiguous.
% %Vice-President
%Vice-President: No such job.
% “How would you rate Reagan’s senility?
Unmatched “.
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