Financial crisis jokes

1. The most popular game for Icelandic families in 2009?
Go Fish!
2. What’s the capital of Iceland?
About $20
Iceland was a currency posing as a bank.
3. I went to an ATM today, and it asked to borrow a twenty till next week.
4. Quote of the day (from a trader): “This is worse than a divorce. I’ve lost half my money and I still have a wife.”
5. In Soviet America, banks rob people because that is where the money is!