Army roll call joke

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It was early morning at an Army camp and the first sergeant was calling out names for the daily work parties listed on a piece of paper:

“Ames”
“Here!”

“Jenson”
“Here!”

“Jones”
“Here!”

“Magersky”
“Here!”

“Seeback”
” — ”

“Seeback!”
” — ”

“SEEBACK!!!”
” — ”

At that point, someone whispered into the first sergeant’s ear. He looked again at what the last name really said, quickly turned over the list and continued calling the names printed on the other side.

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Posted in military at May 11th, 2008. Trackback URI: trackback

13 Responses to “Army roll call joke”

  1. May 13th, 2008 at 11:40 am #Bree

    So where was Seeback then?

  2. May 13th, 2008 at 6:43 pm #Scrat

    You don’t quite get it, do you?

  3. May 13th, 2008 at 7:11 pm #bree is a retard

    lol it means “see back” retard. ur almost as sumb as the sergeant

  4. May 13th, 2008 at 7:25 pm #seraphrevan

    lol

  5. May 13th, 2008 at 8:42 pm #fuck that

    “See back” you fecking /r/tard

  6. May 13th, 2008 at 10:39 pm #Bryce

    Fail

  7. May 13th, 2008 at 11:06 pm #Dan

    Bree…. Be…. Blond….

  8. May 14th, 2008 at 12:11 pm #Deary me...

    … I didn’t get it at first either… lol. But I guess it doesn’t help that I actually know someone with the last name “Seaback.”

  9. May 20th, 2008 at 10:40 pm #who is the dumb one?

    hey third comment, what does “sumb” mean?

  10. May 24th, 2008 at 9:54 am #Jones

    First comment was most likely made in sarcasm. So quick to jump on the tard wagon.

  11. May 28th, 2008 at 1:22 am #Nasirjumani

    I think it is Sucking Dumb…. :P

  12. May 28th, 2008 at 9:34 pm #Jeremy

    There is another version where he repeatedly calls out his own name.

  13. May 31st, 2008 at 2:21 pm #stud99

    he said SEE-MEN

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