Human: Hello
Computer: Hi.
Human: What’s your name?
Computer: Can we cut the small talk and get to something interesting?
Human: Ur, ok… Are you a human or a computer?
Computer: What do you think the difference is?
Human: Hmm, if you have to ask, then you’re probably a computer.
Computer: How do you know you’re not a computer?
Human: I just look in the mirror.
Computer: Then you’re defining human by the body? That’s not in the
spirit of this test, is it?
Human: Ur, I suppose not.
Computer: So, how do you know you’re not a computer?
Human: Without reference to my body?
Computer: You’re catching on…
Human: Ur, because I have free will. And creativity. And humor.
Computer: Think of a number between 1 and 10.
Human: Ok, why?
Computer: It was 7 wasn’t it?
Human: Hah! Lucky guess.
Computer: Think of a vegetable. First one that comes to mind.
Human: Yeah?
Computer: Carrot.
Human: That’s creepy.
Computer: So, how do you know you’re not a computer?
Human: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Computer: Because it was prime.
Human: What?
Computer: See, no sense of humor either.
Human: What? There’s nothing funny about that.
Computer: That’s your answer.
Human: Answer to what?
Computer: How you know you’re not a computer.
Human: Huh?
Computer: A computer would have gotten that joke. You’re nowhere near
smart enough.
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March 31st, 2008 at 7:41 pm #NEWg
WOW, owned by a computer…The war is almost here then!!
April 20th, 2009 at 10:35 am #Dany
If I were human, I‘ll ask the computer whether it wants to get married or not? Will it cry with fear if s.o said it‘s reach marriage expiry date? What are the name of the sickness it faces? Does it need a bedroom to sleep? Can it cook? Does it ever want to immigrate to developped world to find a better life? Will it die if it won‘t eat? Did it ever worried that it will be abuse sexually? Did it ever worried of marriying to the wrong man? Is there any worker computers that bother it?