A woman was in her front yard, moving her lawnmower when her atractive blonde neighbour came out of his house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house.
A little while later, he came out and again he checked his mailbox and angrily stormed back into his house. As the woman was getting ready to mow the lawn…he came out again, marched to the mailbox, opened it and slammed it closed. Puzzled by his actions the woman asked hin “Is something wrong?”. To which he replied, “There certainly is!…….

My stupid computer keeps saying “YOU’VE GOT MAIL!”