Little Johnny’s teacher had a new game for the children. She would pick a word and have the children make a sentence out of it. She had to be careful because she knew that Lil’ Johnny would try and turn this into something dirty, as he had done so many times before.

She chose the word “fascinate”.

Knowing that Johnny could not possibly mess this one up, she called on him first. Johnny said, “My sister went to the mall and bought a blouse. It had 10 buttons up the front, but her boobs were so big she could only fasten eight.”

After all the kids had answered one, it was Johnny’s turn again.

This time the word was “urinate”.

The teacher was sure this one would stump Johnny.

Johnny said, “You’re-an-eight, but if you had bigger boobs you’d be a ten.”