A man walks into a bar one night and asks for 3 drinks. The bartender asks the man what is wrong, to which the man replied, “My oldest son is a homosexual.” So the bartender gives him 3 drinks.

A few months later the man walks in and asks the bartender for five drinks. Again the bartender asked the man what was wrong. “My second son is a homosexual.” The bartender gives him five drinks, and the man goes on his way.

Several months later, he walks in again and asks for ten drinks. The bartender again asks what’s wrong. “My youngest son just admitted he’s homosexual.”

To which the bartender replied, “My goodness, isn’t there anybody in your family that like women?”

“Yeah, my wife does.”