Although Cupid got all the girls hot, a great lover himself he was not. They would say, “Sorry, sport, but your arrow’s too short– What we want is what Hercules’ got.” ————— Euphemism is all very well, but if I really am going to hell, I’d rather it be for lechery, not for “loving the ladies too well.” ————- Juno’s measure of fury was full, but Zeus had a trick he could pull. He said, “Surely, my dear, whatever you hear from Europa is all cock and bull.” —————- .