Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:

The French book   – The Sex Life of the Elephant
                or: 1000 ways to cook Elephant
The English book  – Elephants I have shot on Safari
The Welsh book    – The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and
                    culture
                or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.
The American book – How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book – How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book    – How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
The Finnish book  – What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
The German book   – A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.
The Icelandic book – Defrosting an Elephant
The Swiss book    – Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went
                    With His Elephants
The Canadian book – Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book  – How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.