A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

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| Cheese Sandwich: $
1.50 |

| Chicken Sandwich: $
2.50 |

| Hand Job: $
10.00 |

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Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the
bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes
serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men.

“Yes?” she inquires with a knowing smile, “can I help you?”

“I was wondering”, whispers the man, “are you the one who gives the
hand jobs?”

“Yes,” she purrs, “I am.”

The man replies “Well wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!”