These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

Sign at a hotel. “Help! We need inn-experienced people.”

Sign in a science teacher’s room: “If it moves, it’s biology. If it stinks, it’s chemistry. If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.”

Sign in butchers window: “Pleased to meat you.”

Sign on auto body shop: “May we have the next dents?”

Sign at the dry cleaner’s window: “Drop your pants here.”

Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: “Reserved for plant manager.”

Sign in an Acapulco Hotel: “The manager has personally passed all the water served here.”

Sign in a Norwegian lounge: “Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.”

Sign on a door to a psychiatric ward: “Please do not disturb further.”