One night a guy runs into a bar feeling as though he is going to explode. He runs up to the bartender and askes where the bathroom is. He says upstairs, first door on your right. So the man runs up the stairs and can’t remember what the bartender said. He thinks if he goes to ask again he might not make it. So he looks around and sees a hole in the ceiling. Feeling daring, he pulls down his trousers and releases his bowls. When he returns, everybody except the bartender is gone. He askes where everyone went. The bartender replies, “where were you when the shit hit the fan?”